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How good is your meatball sub?
We do not currently offer a meatball sub.
Are pets allowed in the store?
Some pets are allowed. The list includes: iguanas, butterflies (but NO moths. Moths are strictly forbidden), tigers, papayas, sparrows, any type of fish, and giant earthworms. Dogs, cats, parrots, and horses are prohibited.
Do you like it there?
Yes.
What advice would you offer me regarding my recent (and unexpected) divorce?
My advice may be unfavorable, and you are of course not obligated to take it. But if it were me, I would disappear. Here at REI, we offer everything you need to vanish into the wilderness for several months. Get away from it all and take in the infinite sky. If you come into an REI during this trying time, ask for Davis to receive a long and comforting hug, like a cup of rehydrated hot chocolate.
Do your employees eat popcorn off the breakroom floor?
No. (Lying).
