thank you for your attention.

everybody is all "kaang" this and "zutara" that let me be clear the only thing I ship any of these kids with is the concept of going to therapy

spare no detail of your wanton harlotry during confession. assure the priest you have every intention of continuing to sin. 

Fleabag 2x04, written by Phoebe Waller-Bridge

people who don’t talk in the tags? lawful evil

if ur blog is just an endless stream of posts with absolutely no commentary I’m fucking terrified of you tbh

when fleabag said love isn’t something weak people do and i want someone to tell me how to live my life because so far i think ive been getting it wrong and women are born with pain built in and people are all we’ve got and the only person i’d run through an airport for is you and i love you it’ll pass and i think you know how to love better than any of us that’s why you find it all so painful

um excuse but when the priest had her up against the fucking wall and was laughing about her lipstick on his lips and stopped and said “I dont know what this fucking feeling is” like??????? kill me because nothing will ever make my heart race like that!!! are you serious that had to be the single most romantic line ive EVER heard, I dont know what this fucking feeling is god move OVER your most ardentlys we’re in a new age it’s a new era and phoebe waller bridge is leading the way

when my mom comes home with the groceries

me eating my planned 3 weeks of groceries in 1 week

bahaha... quand même...

live an abominable, base, carnal, voluptuous and vicious life; like a common harlot.