reggular69

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er

my bf texted me a picture of a mysterious big black roach looking bug on the floor and hasn’t answered me since… rip

dam u think that roach givin him the succ?

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

we can eat wednesday food today

"ingredients you can pronounce" i can pronounce anything

"blowing your load" and "cumming your brains out" are both really good, so you'd think "blowing your brains out" would be fantastic, but,

do i piss you off platonically. are you mad at me forever as a friend