Carmine Cloaked Cookie's Emporium

Good day, welcome to my Emporium. Please call me Carmine Cloaked Cookie, charmed to make your acquaintance...

Now, what can I help you find in my boutique of wonders? Are you looking for anything specific? Maybe some treats for the journey home? Perhaps some souvenirs? Or maybe... You're looking for something... new, perhaps?

If so, then please describe your desires in detail. I wouldn't want to accidentally misinterpret and turn you into a monster...

My apologies, that was a joke. Please don't take it to heart.

☁︎ REGALIA | Middle | Magic

☁︎ Any pronouns, demiromantic

☁︎ Ex St. Pastry Order member

☁︎ Bonded to a Witch's Regalia that allows them to change the appearance of cookies, mostly uses it for harmless makeovers/power ups

☁︎ Runs Carmine Cloaked Cookie's Emporium

☁︎ "Carmine Cloaked Cookie" is not their real name

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Since he never gets crowned here, he doesn't get renamed here by the head of the Pastry Order, instead he chooses a new name for himself to stay under the radar.

So, in this au, he goes by Baked Custard Cookie! (baked custard is so underrated, my great aunt made it all the time and it was so good)

Here, he is a part of a mercenary group called the Crusaders! Their goal is to find all the dying Genesis cookies and get them to surrender their Heart Chips, so they can restabilise the world with them by becoming the new Genesis cookies. The Genesis cookies' existence is the thing that holds the cookie world together in this au. If they die, the Heart Chips are destroyed, but if they pass it on to another cookie, the Heart Chip can keep existing, and the world doesn't fall apart! I don't know if that makes sense the way I wrote it!

This is Whortleberry Cookie, the head librarian of Torta Kingdom's (yet to be named) library!

[she/her | Support | Steel | EPIC]

"For the Witch's sake, this is a library! Quiet down unless you want me to smack the living daylights out of you!"

Whortleberry Cookie is from a long line of fox shifter cookies from the Torta Kingdom. (They're kinda like Kumiho Cookie.) Most people of her house usually keep their lineage secret and prefer to live in their fox forms. Unlike Whortleberry Cookie and her immediate family, most foxes don't settle down with a single identity and change their cookie-selves on the fly, often copying other cookies' identities as well, since fox shifter cookies have the ability to shapeshift into anything. Fox shifter cookies from the Torta Kingdom all have an incredibly long life expectancy, and time rarely has any effect on their dough.

Melted Gold Cookie said as he appeared in her Emporium, with a picture of Sheen Obsidian Cookie, one of the heretic cookies she despise the most.

The Picture:

"isn't he adorable?

Melted Gold Cookie said with a proud smile, and then it come in mind that there is now two sadistic heretic cookies she has now to deal with, unfortunely She can't harm this heretic cookie when they're already tamed by Melted Gold Cookie

"Out of all the morally cumbersome idol cookies on this land, did you seriously have to pick up that one?" Carmine Cloaked Cookie sighs, slightly annoyed at the vaguely familiar face staring back at her from the picture. They briefly wondered for a second if their companion only took in Sheen Obsidian Cookie to spite them as a joke, but they quickly perished the thought.

"Unfortunately, I can not say that I share your sentiment about him, Melted Gold Cookie. I definitely wouldn't consider myself a fan, I'm afraid," they bluntly state, fussing over the precious stock on a shelf.

Anyway, here are the members from Red Lotus Cookie's polycule gang:

Red Lotus Cookie - [he/him Ambush FIEND] steadfast and greedy leader of the Lotus Gang, known as the Thieving Fiend, one of the last Fiend cookies to be born from the First Oven

Flummery Cookie - [he/they Support EPIC] an eccentric occultist cookie of unknown origins, Red Lotus Cookie's right hand and the treasurer of the Lotus Gang

Lavander Flake Cookie - [he/him Defence EPIC] a bratty and spoiled cookie born under the rule of Weeping Wisteria Cookie who somehow managed to escape, desperate to rescue his sister and brother

Empyrean Cookie - [they/them Charge SUPER EPIC] a creation of Morning Star Cookie, feels more monster than a regular cookie and is often prone to violent outbursts due to not knowing how to deal with certain emotions

The plot of Regalia-verse mainly consists of three arcs: the Warden Arc (Decadenta), the Heretic Arc (Doughmain), and the Fiend Arc (Crumblwild), one for each continent on Earthcake (basically like Earthbread) ruled by the titular cookie types

I already talked about the existing Warden and Heretic cookies in the Regalia-verse, but now it's time for the list of Fiends from Crumblwild! (I'm probably gonna add to this list later on because I still want more Fiends for the story!)

(As a reminder, Fiend cookies are all manners of gargantuan beasts and monsters who have cookie forms at their disposals.)

List of Fiend Cookies from Crumblwild:

White Tea Cookie - The Forlorn Fiend is a marine mer-cookie with the form of a leviathan. Wrecks ships and rescues sailors to be his friends, keeping them captive on a small island no cookie has ever escaped from alive.

Weeping Wisteria Cookie - The Wretched Fiend is a farie cookie with the form of a primal fae. Once a Regalia cookie, she now collects cookies who know too much of the world around them to properly re-educate them. Cookies who are unable to forget are never heard from again.

Blue Hare Cookie - The Raving Fiend is an animal shifter cookie with the form of a were-hare beast who is at constant odds with Weeping Wisteria Cookie. She wishes to open the eyes of cookies to the reality of the world. However, her definition of reality is often too much for regular cookies to handle.

Mossy Rook Cookie - The Decieved Fiend is an unusual cookie built of stone with the form of a golem. They are quite reclusive and keep their distance from cookies they had no hand in baking out of the fear of being betrayed again. They are hostile to all unassociated cookies except to Blue Hare Cookie and her delegates.

Morning Star Cookie - The Fallen Fiend is a cookie said to be a cursed wizard with the form of a strange celestial being. He is disgusted by cookies in general and is prone to performing magical experiments on them. Despite his disdain for cookies, some still flock to him to worship.

Yellow King Cookie - The Narcissist Fiend is a winged cookie with the form of a griffin. He is the self-proclaimed ruler of the entire continent and has deluded himself into believing that all the other Fiends and cookies on this land are his subjects. Subjects that displease him are predictably never heard from again. Often clashes with Morning Star Cookie.

Red Lotus Cookie - The Thieving Fiend is a serpentine cookie with the form of a winged serpent. He is relatively young compared to most other Fiends and hasn't amassed a big following like the rest. Instead, he cooped himself up in a small village with a couple of cookies whose presence he doesn't mind. He spends his time stealing anything he can get his hands on and antagonising the other Fiends.

‘That’s a rather cruel way to put it, isn’t it?’ Carmine Cloaked Cookie snorts in vexation. ‘I don’t particularly care for that phrasing...’

They casually approach the Heretic cookie with the lack of any urgency, their face a perfect mask of monotone chill, though they were noticeably less formal and more casual with their guest than usual costumers. Carmine Cloaked Cookie honestly didn’t know how much Melted Gold Cookie wanted to irk them, whether it was even on purpose, but these were one of the many moments when they felt themselves losing patience for their companion. Not that it would have made them actually walk away from Melted Gold Cookie and give them the silent treatment as they might have deserved.

‘I don’t know about you, Melted Gold Cookie, but I am very much capable of such a thing as ‘love’. I love many things in this world, and losing them would cause me as much pain as physical damage to my dough. Losing the privilege to read books of my favourite authors would devastate me. Not being able to make unique costumes would make me very depressed. Though, I suppose that’s not the type of ‘love’ you’re talking about.’ They sigh, taking a deep drag from their pipe, contemplating how they should explain themselves better.

‘I’ve had cookies I loved before, some I still do, but it’s usually never been anything more than platonic, if that's what you mean. But I’m fine with that. Just because I don’t necessarily crave ‘love’ like some cookies, that doesn’t mean I’m incapable of experiencing it. Maybe one day I will grow to care for someone that way and fall in love. Who knows? Maybe I won’t. There’s no urgency for me to find out.’ They explained in a more detailed fashion, occasionally exhaling some smoke of the non-transformative kind to avoid metamorphosing Melted Gold Cookie into something else.

‘What I do know for sure, though, is that I would most likely want to bake a child sometime in the future. Maybe that’s just the Witch’s Intellect in me speaking, but I’d still want to do it. I don’t know if it’s going to be from my dough alone, or maybe from a cherished one’s mixture with mine, but I will get there when I get there.’ Carmine Cloaked Cookie continued, furrowing their brows as they realise how off-topic they got.

‘Oh, apologies. I believe I still haven’t answered your question... There has been a close friend on my mind recently, we reconnected some time ago during a gathering of Regalia cookies after we found out about Blackthorn Cookie’s... awful crimes in the Torta Kingdom. Though I doubt anything substantial will come of it, he never stays in one place too long and I never was big on travel.’

Carmine Cloaked Cookie rolls their eyes, finished with their monologue about ‘love’. Considering why Melted Gold Cookie even brought this subject up, they turn to their companion.

[NOTE: Heratic Cookies are a type/rarity of cookies I came up with for my cookie world for fun! Here's my original description: Heretics: Cookies who have committed grave sins and taboos, cursed by some unforseen power. This curse corrupts them over time and often drives them to madness. All Heretic cookies are exiled, sometimes crumbled or sealed depending on the nation, upon discovery.]

Stained Glass Cookie (repurposed Beast OC)

Espresso Crinkle Cookie

Askew Berry Cookie

Warped Blossom Cookie

Catfish Sashimi Cookie

Jewel Box Cookie

Golden Ramen Cookie

Creeping Pineberry Cookie (cookie sona! ^^)

TBA+

[NOTE: Heretics are a cookie/rarity type I came up with for my own crk world for fun. Here's the original description of them: Heretics: Cookies who have committed grave sins and taboos, cursed by some unforseen power. This curse corrupts them over time and often drives them to madness. All Heretic cookies are exiled, sometimes crumbled or sealed depending on the nation upon discovery.]

Stained Glass Cookie - Stained Glass Cookie, previously known as Dyed Glass Cookie, is the Heratic of Obsession. He is known to originate from Gelatopia Island, where he was banished from after he committed a horrible crime for art post-corruption. He currently resides in the grim Leadlight Canyon where he runs the Macabre Macaron Museum, where he displays his own art and that of like-minded cookies.

Espresso Crinkle Cookie - Espresso Crinkle Cookie, previously known as Espresso Velvet Cookie, is the Heratic of Ascendancy. He is unknown of origin and is rumoured to have willingly sought out to become a Heratic. He currently resides in the Cirque de Twilight, where he is the ringmaster and rule over his "performers" who sold their souls to him in exchange for something dear to them.

Askew Berry Cookie - Askew Berry Cookie, previously known as Merry Berry Cookie, is the Heratic of Indulgence. They are of unknown origin, but they are rumoured to be the real identity of Game Maker Cookie, a cookie famous for creating games across Decadenta. They currently reside in the Rotting Dungeon, where they pose puzzles and deathly challenges to adventuring cookies eager to clear their dungeon. They rule over the other bosses in the dungeon.

Warped Blossom Cookie - Warped Blossom Cookie, previously known as Plum Blossom Cookie, is the Heratic of Vainglory. She is known to be from Crustcliff, where she was exiled from with her two sisters after they attempted to infect the population with a disease that turns susceptible cookies into mindless monsters. She currently resides in Lotus Island with her sisters and her many disciples who didn't fully succumb to the disease.

Catfish Sashimi Cookie - Catfish Sashimi Cookie, previously known as Catfish Cookie, is the Heratic of Vengeance. He is known to be from the Torta Kingdom, where he was exiled for unknown reasons before becoming a Heratic. He currently resides in the Fisher Bastion in the middle of the sea with his daughter, Baroque Pearl Cookie, and a few of his loyal servants.

Jewel Box Cookie - Jewel Box Cookie, previously known as Treasure Chest Cookie, is the Heratic of Avarice. She is known to be from the Syrup Isles, where she was banished for releasing countless beasts and monsters on the lands. She currently resides in Darling Cove, where she runs a restaurant called Sweet Fortune. She charms cookies with the sirenic songs she performs with her angelic voice and condemns them to an eternal servitude in her domain.

Golden Ramen Cookie - Golden Ramen Cookie, previously known as Honey Ramen Cookie, is the Heratic of Perpetuity. He is known to be from Caramelden where he was chased away after he was corrupted by a fellow Heratic, who opened his eyes to what it means to grow up, which he violently rejected as his future. He now resides on a small island in the middle of the Never Lake that he likes to call "Golden Ramen Cookie's Super Special Mega Awesome Playtastical Savoury Island". He resides there with many child cookies who also reject the idea of adulthood.

Creeping Pineberry Cookie - Creeping Pineberry Cookie, previously known as Tart Pineberry Cookie, is the Heratic of Voracity. They are known to be from the Torta Kingdom, where they were promptly exiled upon corruption, though their vampire clan is still in close contact with them and often use her strength for their own benefits. They currently reside in the Junebearer Forest, where they trap unassuming cookies to feast on their jam. They have a small off branch of their old clan under their care who are all thralls they have turned over the years.

The current reigning King/Fire Warden (originally Rubied Charlotte Cookie, now Gilded Chiffon Cookie [Warden/Charge/Fire])

Devil Eye Cookie [Super Epic/Ambush/Darkness] (representing the warriors)

Gooseberry Dragon Cookie [Fiend/Defence/Wind] (representing the scientists)

Ischler Cookie [Epic/Support/Poison] (representing merchants)

Blackthorn Cookie [Regalia/Magic/Poison] (representing crafts(men) cookies)

Buttercup Fairy Cookie [Epic/Healer/Wind] (representing the farmers)

Chestnut Puree Cookie [Epic/Charge/Earth] (representing the hunters)

There is technically an eight member, Mulberry Dragon Cookie, but as he is always bonded to the reigning King, the two of them are counted as a single member.

The Seven Sages are protectors of the Torta Kingdom and are treated as sort of protector deities in the towns/villages they reside in. They have veto power over the Cake Parliament's decisions and are considered the most powerful cookies in the kingdom. Not all of them are necessarily morally on the good side, but they will unite during nationwide catastrophes.

Cookie-sona! This is probably gonna be the me stand in cookie ^^

Beast X Ancient Fam!

My spin on the Ancient suggested by @children0nova and the bastard lovechild XD

In my version, Stained Glass Cookie baked Molten Gold Cookie behind Star Meringue Cookie's back from both of their dough (how he managed that is beyond me) to "surprise" him. Star Meringue here holds the Light of Ingenuity (swapped it from my old imagination concept because it felt a bit more fitting for him). I gave Molten Gold hair hands because, in my opinion, that is one of the coolest things a character can have XD.