Mad King, Trash King

“Really? Oh… (Well, that make you guys considerably more boring…) Why you handing out eggs, anyway?” 

“They help beorc gain muscle.”

as requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

“Who was that?”

“I don’t like the way he/she/they look/s at you.”

“How could I make you jealous? I melt whenever you say my name.”

“Hi! I’m ___’s girlfriend/boyfriend/partner/etc. Ever heard of me?”

“So what if I’m jealous?”

“You are spending WAY too much time with that guy/girl/person.”

“How come you never do that with me?”

“Hey. You’re mine.” / “Don’t worry. I’m yours.”

“I’m going to kick his/her/their ass! No one can touch you like that except for me.”

“I heard you and ___ had lunch.”

“Are you jealous?~”

“Can I just give you another hickey?” / “Did you really have to give me so many hickeys?”

“I can’t have these people all over you.”

“Oh, come on. Don’t worry about him/her/them, we’re just friends.”

“Don’t you trust me?” / “You’re not the one I don’t trust…”

“I know that you love me, but your jealousy is getting out of hand.”

“You don’t own me…except when you make that face.”

“I don’t remember our hello kiss being a hello makeout. Are you threatened by my friend?”

“Who are you texting? I thought I just saw a heart emoji.”

“Why is your ass so amazing? Everyone is staring at it and I hate it.”

“Hey, pal. His/her/their eyes are up there.”

“I don’t know what that was about, but I love seeing you all riled up.”

“This is outrageous. I demand more attention.”

“Oh you and ___ went there? That’s where we went on our first date.”

“You’re with ME now.”

Chrom from Fire Emblem: Awakening          &       Multimuses FEAT Zack Fair from Crisis                                                                                              Core: Final Fantasy XII

Ahh no

No, it’s too easy- he shouldn’t he-

aaaaaahahahahAAAAAAA

“Oh, im always on the look for juicy things.”

Just by the way he said that and the glint on his eyes, it was very clear the kind of juicy things didn’t seemed to stem from food or drinks, but he doubted the hidden meaning would be caught by the druken exalt.

“But i though you would have more…interesting secrets hiding away, something more salacious~”

He leaned towards her, with a conspiratory glint in his eyes

    She watches him, as he finds her comment amusing - well at least she’s able to make her friend laugh.

    “ You are ?”  And thus, Emmeryn has learnt something new about Gangrel, perhaps this drinking together has brought them closer as comrades.  That would be nice.  “ Do you … have a preference for particular juicy things ?”  She likes mangoes, and apples, generally the sweeter side of fruits and berries in all honesty.

“Ahhh, i have so many~ It’s hard to choose...Lemme think about it and i will tell you later, ok? Ok.”

Having a impressive long record of dealing with drunk people, Gangrel gently guided the conversation forward and to real (hopefully) meat of the subject.

“Darling, that would be a delight to listen to, really would!” The ginger’s voice rose a bit, fired up for the prospect of ammunition against the princeling, but he managed to get back to his character.

“But i wanted to know more about you~” He made his fingers ‘walk’ trough the counter of the bar,his nails making sharp ‘clik-clik-clik’ noises as they approached her arm before pulling back with a soft poke to her skin.

“ Nothing embarrassing that happened during a reunion? Or maybe something that made you really mad...Or maybe someone new that you saw and made your heart pit-patter like a drum~ “