perpetually insincere

i can't believe it's june and i still believe in conformitygate

What I love most about conformitygate is the realization that S1-S4 has been setting it up this whole time without us realizing. S1-S4 is the manual for spotting the rouse. It’s not that S5 doesn’t make sense- it’s that it systematically deconstructs everything the show has taught us. You can’t break every rule unless you know the rules. S5 is coherent in how incoherent it is. It’s crazy!!

missing pre-st5 theorizing hours… birthdaygate come home

while we’re on the topic i miss the will eye theories like a missing limb

"i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked s2 mike wheeler and he said to keep trick or treating he's bored anyways

imagine it’s your graduation day and you are so excited to hear the words of wisdom from really successful writers/directors but all they do is speak in code to 200 people on tumblr

Not that I think all marriages are doomed but when deciding who to marry you should ask yourself “is this someone I’d want to divorce?” As in, is this someone I believe would be mature and fair, even when they’re upset and don’t particularly like me at the moment. Is this someone I could continue to trust while going through an adversarial process? And if the answer is no, don’t marry them.