Hamboney

you couldnt imagine what it was like to be 10 years old and listen to radioactive by imagine dragons

Suicide ideation is so weird. Making a lovely apple pie while thinking of bleeding out in the tub.

music not hitting, phone not hitting, Minecraft not hitting, food not hitting, mouth taste like blood, death comes for us all

when someone calls me their friend my heart skips a beat it’s like i won at being myself

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.

i just wanna do nothinggggg 😭😭😭😭😭 which is like what im already doing but i wanna do it in a way that doesnt actively ruin my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

mobility aids and glasses AND MEDICATION should be free for everyone

i know exactly who i am i dont eat i dont sleep im an angel im a public danger im losing my goddamn mind

“i can’t believe supergirl broke some guys arm and then killed another guy, she’s so mean—” well first of all, those guys were child sex traffickers and got far less than they deserved. and second of all, i hope kara rips some guy’s dick off next time

difference between clark’s parents’ expectations for him and kara’s parents’ expectations for her versus how they actually turned out is very funny i think. imagine meeting your son who you sent off to be a god with a huge harem on another planet and he’s like the nicest most helpful innocent man ever and he works a minimum wage job and has his entire identity hidden so he can be a normal guy just like everyone else and he has 1 situationship who he’s lowkey fumbling. so you look over to see how your niece (who was sent to earth with no instructions other than to be good) is doing and turns out she’s not even on earth she’s pub crawling from planet to planet ignoring her responsibilities and being an asshole in her free time and instead of helping and working together with your son she just keeps hanging up on him

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

If your system doesn't account for the fact that Parents Are Going To Be Abusive/Neglectful/Insufficient then it objectively sucks I'm sorry I don't make the rules