Accept No Imitations

From the VR mascot horror game 'Hello Puppets'!. TW for mentions and themes of blood/gore, excessive swearing, and other triggers associated with Hello Puppets!. Feel free to change pronouns and wording as needed!

❝ Well hello, old bean! What brings you to this strange scene? ❞

❝ What the…? I’m not making the ____ do that. ❞

❝ Wait. Was that… eye contact there? Are you AWAKE? ❞

❝ Oh no… no no no, NO! You’re supposed to be out! A zombie! ZONKED! I’m supposed to control you completely! ❞

❝ Um, what if my ____ is not working? Can I get another one without any jerking… around? Ugh…. ❞

❝ Look, you’re not supposed to be awake, so you just gotta play along and act like I have total control of you or we’re both dead! ❞

❝ No—  no, just talking to myself. I didn’t mean to, uh, share the wealth. ❞

❝ Surprisingly coherent rhymes, ____. Your future, perhaps, is no longer in doubt. ❞

❝ That was a test of reflex and reaction, which you barely passed to satisfaction. ❞

❝ You're killing us out there! You're not passing for a Mindless-zombie-Slave at all and you're dragging me down with you. ❞

❝ Either you’re a phenomenal listener, or you’re bullshitting me. ❞

❝ If we see stuff that’s relevant, I’ll call it out to you. ❞

❝ Look, it takes a lot of felt to admit you were wrong, and maybe I've been a little sharp with you. ❞

❝ I've been trying to find a way to escape from this place for a while now, but I can never get past ____’s little dog and pony show. ❞

❝ That guy sounds crazy, and that’s coming from a talking ____. ❞

❝ ‘INFORMATION’ RHYMES WITH ‘COORDINATION’, DO NOT QUESTION MY RHYMING PARTICIPATION! ❞

❝ She’s just mad because she knew that was a stretch. ❞

❝ This machine is impossible! No one could pass that, you’re sabotaging us! ❞

❝ Holy shit…! ____ really tried to kill me! I mean, I always knew she hated me, but I’m one of THEM! I never thought they’d actually…! ❞

❝ Best thing to do now is just lie down and wait for them to find us. ❞

❝ We can’t escape, there’s tons of them and one and a half of us. ❞

❝ They’re gonna catch us! And they won’t kill us, by the way, no no no no no no. Not for WEEKS, not for MONTHS. ❞

❝ They’re gonna rip out our guts while we’re BREATHING. They’re gonna drill into our eyeballs while we’re AWAKE. ❞

❝ You’re really gonna make us do this whole ‘escape’ thing, huh? ❞

❝ You’re either lying or just crazy, but y’know what? I’ll take it. ❞

❝ She said the ____ world— the world where you're from— is hell, and ____ are begging to join our world. ❞

❝ Maybe if we survived this— and that's a COLOSSAL if— I could fit in out there, in your world. ❞

❝ I have NEVER heard ____ not rhyme, she must be really losing it! ❞

❝ I am really over this close call shit! ❞

❝ Don't let his cutesy ‘artiste’ thing fool you, he's a cold-blooded maniac. ❞

❝ This used to be the sewing room, but I guess ____ got her claws on it. ❞

❝ I’m, like, almost positive those puppets are watching us. ❞

❝ Who builds scary bullshit tunnel mazes like this?! ❞

❝ If ____ shows up here, we’re good as fucked. ❞

❝ AAH! I JINXED IT, I JINXED IT, I TOTALLY JINXED IT! ❞

❝ There, something’s jamming the gears— I-I think I can get it. ❞

❝ ____! PULL ME OUT! PULL ME OUUUUUUT!! ❞

❝ Yeah, hey, just FYI; when people say “be honest”, they don't actually mean that. ❞

❝ Is that a light up there? I think we’re getting out… ❞

❝ You remember what you said before, about how you thought I could make it in the ____ world? ❞

❝ You are…. Weirdly nice. I mean, we kidnapped you and sewed your mouth shut, and here you are. ❞

❝ I was thinking we could take advantage of it, you know? Open a novelty restaurant,A or have a talk show… ❞

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