Disaster Bisexual

Chestnut Elmers (He/Him and Gay)

Background:

He is Lola’s agent and has been for many years. He is the main one who helps her get gigs and takes care of things in her schedule. Besides that, Chestnut is well known for going after “Hollywood Creeps.” He doesn’t just report them however— he physically takes them in his own hands.

Personality:

Stoic and level headed, Calm and understanding of situations around him, Good listener, Protective, Shows most of his emotions slowly, More open when you get to know him, Takes in the things around him easy, If faced with a situation that needs it he will go off on someone in a constructive way

Facts:

He got his main head scars (under his mane) from when he fought Lola’s old agent who was a ram, He is considered one of the more known agents in Hollywood: taking start off actors and making them stars, The reason he decided to go after bad Hollywood reps is because he saw that no one else was doing it, He eats his cigars whole, Helped Mr. in a plan that exposed Mr.’s ex cheating on him, His ancestors in the 1600’s turned horses into glue when they died- This was done in secret by the Elmers company and was stopped five years after they began, He and Fox had a friends with benefits thing going on (nothing further), His mom is a Chestnut Horse, and his dad is a Sorrel Horse, He is Mexican and African American

Animal Category:

Domesticated Herbivore

Diagnosis:

Neurotypical, Depression

Addictions:

Cigars.

Height, Weight, Age, Birthday:

7.2ft, 900lbs, 50 years old, 4/15

Voice Claim:

Hydrangea Rave (She/Her and Pansexual)

Background:

She was a voice actor who was down on her luck. She could barely keep a job and didn’t bother to look for a new position. But while helping to look for a voice actor for the sitcom, Kitty stumbled across Loops. Now she plays Lola’s unseen boss on the sitcom and other needed roles as well.

Personality:

She is very carefree, but she knows when to be serious, Is confident in herself and is free spirited, She is very friendly to everyone she meets, Speaks her mind freely which can cause her to be blunt, Kinda headstrong

Facts:

High most of the time (Never on set), Loops also hosts on Kitty’s game show on the side- She mostly does character voices and the in between segments, She voice dubbed over the Betty actors if they got sick or if their voice went through changes, She did a brand sponsorship and they paid her in a unlimited supply of Weedy O’s Cereal (tm)- That is why she is often seen with cereal, Because of her dizzy spells she was almost put on a No Fly List (Not in an airplane sense), Taught Betty how to fly, Shaved off her eyebrows while high in college and they never grew back, She has a service robot named Crunch, Despite being very confident she loses it all when it comes to crushes, Her Mom is a Toco Toucan and her Dad is Seagull, She’s African American and White

Crunch:

He’s very polite, Likes rules and regulations, Is called Crunch not because of his attitude- but because he has a big/sharp mouth (he doesn’t like it), Likes being picked up and being held in weird ways, Loves sticky notes, Communicates in buzzes, Acts proper at times but mainly acts like a little guy, Worries a bit, B-day is 3/11

Animal Category:

Omnivore Bird Mutt

Diagnosis:

ADHD, Blackout/Dizzy Spells, Depression, Memory Loss

Addictions:

Marijuana. For a little while, she was addicted to alcohol, but since getting on Batty Banter, she has been clean besides the occasional wine.

Height, Weight, Age, Birthday:

7ft, 200lbs, 45 years old, 4/20

Voice Claim:

Marigold Walker (He/Him and Gay)

Background:

Marigold is very famous—not only because he is an actor, but also because his family were part of a national lawsuit. After the lawsuit settled and he became an actor, he met Lola and became the second main character in her sitcom “Batty Banter.” He plays her roommate in the show.

Personality:

He is active and kind to all he encounters, He try’s to stay positive all of the time, Very loyal and thinks of others before himself, Is sweet and energetic, Acts younger than his age at times, Little bit sassy (In a gay man way), Slips into a business man mindset at times, Hates showing any negative emotions

Facts:

When he was a tween he was abandoned by his birth parents in a thunderstorm- Luckily, his adoptive moms found him after they recently got an apartment after getting kicked out of their homes, He has a Phobia/PTSD of thunderstorms, Wears prescription glasses but refuses to wear them in front of others, Is a fan of Batty Banter ship of him and Lola together- which amuses both of them because Mr. is a “whole gay man” in and out of set, He constantly dies his fur to get rid of the grey, Would refuse to do documentaries about him if they didn’t include his two moms in the proper way- They cut out him being gay but he didn’t care as much, Was in a longterm relationship but the guy tried to turn it into another controversy by saying that it was Marigold who cheated, He went to therapy for a while but stopped because he thought it was holding him back from his job, An expert liar, His birth Mom is a Golden Retriever and his Dad is an English Cocker Spaniel, His adoptive mom is a Tabby and his other adoptive mom is a Rat, He is European and White

Animal Category:

Domesticated Carnivore

Diagnosis:

Depression, Autism, PTSD

Addictions:

Because of his birth parents and the public eye, he has a mentality that he can only show his positive emotions. In return, he has become addicted to Anti Depressants.

Height, Weight, Age, Birthday:

6.0ft, 220lbs, 40, 7/10

Voice Claim:

Kitty Precious (She/Her and Lesbian)

Background:

She is Lola’s best friend and has been there for most of her career. She was an young adult actor, but she mostly starred in commercials and background work at first. In Lola’s sitcom, she plays the role of “the voice of reason” or the sister friend character.

Personality:

She’s kinda sarcastic but means well, She is calm and collected, Wine aunt, She cares a lot about her friends, A bit sassy and acts confident, Level headed and gives good advice

Facts:

She hosts a game show on the side called Kitty Konundrum- which is basically a cat obstacle course, Hair is naturally black, Once in a while she does standup comedy, She worked in a strip club in her early 20s, She lived in a neighborhood that was basically a cult, While her parents stopped near a carnival for gas she meet Loops Fruit and they hung out together, Hates musicals, Her mom is a Modified Show Cat and her dad is a British Short Hair, She’s British and White

Animal Category:

Modified-Domestic-Carnivore

Diagnosis:

Neurotypical, Depression

Addictions:

She was addicted to alcohol and catnip, (cat marijuana) but she is now 15 years sober despite her environment.

Height, Weight, Age, Birthday:

6.4ft, 140lbs, 47 years old, 1/20

Voice Claim:

Molly Alfie (She/Her and Lesbian)

Background:

She has made her way in the world mainly as an assistant and waitress to many, but now she has settled as Lola’s personal assistant. Molly mostly helps her keep track of her appointments and such, however, she’s more of a friend than an actual assistant. While getting to know Lola more, it seems as if there are some feeling that are starting to develop…

Personality:

She is very kind to those who are around her, She’s a bit of a doormat about herself but steps up when needed, Cares a LOT about making sure that she does her jobs well, Has not the best self esteem, Very attentive, Kinda nerdy

Facts:

She met Lola in a bar on her way to a job interview- she always was a fan of Lola so when she got the job she was ecstatic, Sometimes she doesn’t feel like she belongs in Lola’s group, She has multiple social media accounts including a Tumblr and an Ao3- she is also the oldest in the group that is tech savvy, She has an Ao3 account because the writers of Lola’s show also write on there and she wants to support them, Molly can barely drive- Despite being a perfectionist in her work she can hardly keep a straight line on a road, It’s a miracle she passed the road test, She got fired from one of her jobs because of her driving- Because of that she refuses to drive around any of her employees unless it’s an emergency, Her mom is an European Fallow Dear and her dad is a White-Tailed Deer, She’s European and White

Animal Category:

Herbivore

Diagnosis:

OCD, Anxiety

Addictions:

She’s not addicted to any substances, however, she has a problem with making decisions for herself and being indecisive.

Height, Weight, Age, Birthday:

5.4 ft, 105lbs, 40 years old, 6/25

Voice Claim:

Lola Tilly (She/Her and Sexuality Unknown)

Background:

She is one of the biggest stars in Hollywood. She first started out as a child actor and was in many background roles at first, but she truly took off in her teens. Now, she has a sitcom show called “Batty Banter,” which is about her and her roommate taking care of a foster child they found on the street. Sadly though, she has seemed to develop some bad habits.

Personality:

She’s very understanding, Very protective of those around her, She’s very kind, Considerate, Thinks of others before herself, She’s a very good listener, While by herself she’s more quiet and shut in, Inquisitive at times, While typically kind she is sassy with people she really knows

Facts:

The general public doesn’t know about how bad her addictions are, She has a party trick called “The Smokers Dragon” which is where she inhales a bunch of cigarettes and exhales smoke out like fire, She is very close to all of her associates- especially Molly her “assistant,” When around others- even the ones who know the extent of her habits- she tries not to do anything related to her addictions, She gets her teeth from her mom, Wears shoes all the time, Her mom is a Grey Wolf-Dog (Dog traits show up most in her ears, paws, and her smaller snoot) and her dad is a Grey Wolf, She’s Mexican and an Ashkenazi Jew

Animal Category:

Carnivore Mutt

Diagnosis:

Depression, Anxiety, ADHD, PTSD

Addictions:

Basically everything she can get a hold of. Main is cigarettes, alcohol, and coke.

Height, Weight, Age, Birthday:

6.5ft, 320lbs, 45 years old, 2/16

Voice Claim:

Hydrangea Rave (She/Her and Pansexual)

Background:

She was a voice actor who was down on her luck. She could barely keep a job and didn’t bother to look for a new position. But while helping to look for a voice actor for the sitcom, Kitty stumbled across Loops. Now she plays Lola’s unseen boss on the sitcom and other needed roles as well.

Personality:

She is very carefree, but she knows when to be serious, Is confident in herself and is free spirited, She is very friendly to everyone she meets, Speaks her mind freely which can cause her to be blunt, Kinda headstrong

Facts:

High most of the time (Never on set), Loops also hosts on Kitty’s game show on the side- She mostly does character voices and the in between segments, She voice dubbed over the Betty actors if they got sick or if their voice went through changes, She did a brand sponsorship and they paid her in a unlimited supply of Weedy O’s Cereal (tm)- That is why she is often seen with cereal, Because of her dizzy spells she was almost put on a No Fly List (Not in an airplane sense), Taught Betty how to fly, Shaved off her eyebrows while high in college and they never grew back, She has a service robot named Crunch, Despite being very confident she loses it all when it comes to crushes, Her Mom is a Toco Toucan and her Dad is Seagull, She’s African American and White

Crunch:

He’s very polite, Likes rules and regulations, Is called Crunch not because of his attitude- but because he has a big/sharp mouth (he doesn’t like it), Likes being picked up and being held in weird ways, Loves sticky notes, Communicates in buzzes, Acts proper at times but mainly acts like a little guy, Worries a bit, B-day is 3/11

Animal Category:

Omnivore Bird

Diagnosis:

ADHD, Blackout/Dizzy Spells, Depression, Memory Loss

Addictions:

Marijuana. For a little while, she was addicted to alcohol, but since getting on Batty Banter, she has been clean besides the occasional wine.

Height, Weight, Age, Birthday:

7ft, 200lbs, 45 years old, 4/20

Voice Claim:

Marigold Walker (He/Him and Gay)

Background:

Marigold is very famous—not only because he is an actor, but also because his family were part of a national lawsuit. After the lawsuit settled and he became an actor, he met Lola and became the second main character in her sitcom “Batty Banter.” He plays her roommate in the show.

Personality:

He is active and kind to all he encounters, He try’s to stay positive all of the time, Very loyal and thinks of others before himself, Is sweet and energetic, Acts younger than his age at times, Little bit sassy (In a gay man way), Slips into a business man mindset at times, Hates showing any negative emotions

Facts:

When he was a tween he was abandoned by his birth parents in a thunderstorm- Luckily, his adoptive moms found him after they recently got an apartment after getting kicked out of their homes, He has a Phobia/PTSD of thunderstorms, Wears prescription glasses but refuses to wear them in front of others, Is a fan of Batty Banter ship of him and Lola together- which amuses both of them because Mr. is a “whole gay man” in and out of set, He constantly dies his fur to get rid of the grey, Would refuse to do documentaries about him if they didn’t include his two moms in the proper way- They cut out him being gay but he didn’t care as much, Was in a longterm relationship but the guy tried to turn it into another controversy by saying that it was Marigold who cheated, He went to therapy for a while but stopped because he thought it was holding him back from his job, An expert liar, His birth Mom is a Golden Retriever and his Dad is an English Cocker Spaniel, His adoptive mom is a Tabby and his other adoptive mom is a Rat, He is European and White

Animal Category:

Domesticated Carnivore

Diagnosis:

Depression, Autism, PTSD

Addictions:

Because of his birth parents and the public eye, he has a mentality that he can only show his positive emotions. In return, he has become addicted to Anti Depressants.

Height, Weight, Age, Birthday:

6.0ft, 220lbs, 40, 7/10

Voice Claim:

Twitter meme moment