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You just teleported to the last movie you watched! how is it going?

good

bad

great

awful

FUCK YOU I'M IN THE BACKROOMS NOW

dead

results

Voting ended onJul 10

#i don’t actually remember the last movie i watched #(i generally don’t watch movies)#so results it is

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It’s one of those mornings where Jewel keeps beeping like she wants something but I can’t tell what. Sometimes I wish she spoke English…

#jewelbird #cockatiel #birblr

I wonder if Jewel thinks Jewel is MY name because of the way parrots communicate?

#from what i understand at least #parrots use their equivalent of names like callsigns #like beginning every sentence with ‘hey this is ___’#i don’t think cockatiels use names #but they share common ancestry with birds that do #so maybe there’s some vestigial wiring for lack of a better word

Ugh

Apparently one of the admins of a community that I’m part of is someone I blocked a while ago for being a dick. And he just made a post on that community reminding people to be civil to each other. Really, asshat? Maybe look at your own posts first.

#it was a sidenote at the end of the post but still #he shits on people’s personal tastes on a regular basis so it’s just like #are you for real dude?#i was already in a bad mood and this just soured it even more

Foxes are cool and all, but is it maybe a bit concerning when you see one out and about in a suburban neighborhood on a sunny day at 2:30 in the afternoon? :c

#mom said it didn’t seem aggressive or disoriented but still…#i didn’t see it just my mom #it ran away when it saw her which is an appropriate reaction at least #we don’t live near any large forests

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have you ever had a beef with a teacher/prof

yes

no

hard to say

results

Voting ended onJun 3

#unfortunately it was a professor that i initially liked #until i realized how full of himself he is

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what's your favorite nickname for your pet? I'll go first. my cat is squidgemeat

#boopis #beepis #beep-beep #bing bong #boofis #bonkis #bonker ann (sung to the tune of barbara ann by beach boys)#little girl #sweet girl #jewel #(jewel is what i call her on social media because the spelling of her real name is unusual)#jewelbird #(<-the tag i use for her not a nickname)

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Combine your chinese zodiac and astrology sign to make your true fursona

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i still hate this post so much. i’m an ox and a taurus. i’m a bull bull. i’m so fucking annoyed oh m y go d

daftpatience

noticed the two types of people in the tags

teawitch

Before you stand 2 ox. One ox always lies. The other always tells the truth.

#ram + hare #wooly hare? long-eared sheep?

gayvampyr

are you squeamish about needles?

yes

yes but only shots/injections (not IVs)

yes but only of IVs (not injections)

no

nuance

Voting ended onMay 23

#yes though not as bad as i used to be #i used to not mind it at all but one bad experience kind of ruined it :(

Music take.

Animals by Maroon 5 isn’t the most vulgar song in existence but something about the lyrics just gives me the ick. Maybe because I like the way it sounds but don’t like the lyrics.

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raccoonmilf

When I was in grade school I used to send emails to biologists and zoologists asking them questions to get answers to include in school projects I was working on, and would cry when they did not respond because I thought I was stupid for thinking that some random kid would ever be deserving of a response from someone who does something as smart and cool and important as *checks notes* studies frog fungus.

Now, at 29, I’m lowkey having a panic attack because my academic email is filled with middle schoolers wanting me to answer their questions about pygmy raccoons and I keep putting off answering them because I’m so overwhelmed with all the other raccoon stuff I have to do.

Anyway, greatest apologies to any scientist I ever emailed as a child and also an adult.

raccoonmilf

I know your research is really important and I appreciate all you are doing but this is so fucking funny

#lol rule

Cut for whining and food talk.

I wonder if you can train yourself to be one of those people who only sees food as a source of nutrition and a means to live instead of as a source of pleasure. :c I think that’d solve at least some of my problems.

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i literally cannot convey how long i fucking laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob

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i really hope that this does not end up being the text post that defines my entire tumblr career

#lol rule

My dad just cut down our neighbor’s tree without consulting my mom OR the neighbors. What the fuck.

ree-fireparrot

Got less than two hours of sleep last night and am now paying for it. It’s not even noon yet. Any advice? Neither caffeine nor a nap are options.

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Chugged a bunch of cold water earlier this morning on a coworker’s advice and it actually did help. And I haven’t wanted to take a nap since, though it’ll probably be an early night. I guess the fatigue was part dehydration, part sleep deprivation and not just the latter?

#drinking an ill-advised amount of caffeine probably did the opposite of help if that’s the case…

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Got less than two hours of sleep last night and am now paying for it. It’s not even noon yet. Any advice? Neither caffeine nor a nap are options.

#it was too hot last night #i was just too physically uncomfortable to sleep #maybe i’ll be tired enough tonight that it won’t matter

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Shaking, lightheaded, and sweating. I thought maybe I had too much caffeine and ate something relatively hardy and unsweet, but I’m still not feeling great. :c Any suggestions? It doesn’t feel like an emergency, but it’s unpleasant enough to be distracting.

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Feeling better now. I guess I just needed the caffeine to get diluted and/or fade a bit.

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