dear agony

funny story i know this guy who at the adventurous age of 12 and fruitfully in more ways than one tried sucking his own dick until he at a terminal moment got a sudden sharp and excruciating pain in his back that caused him to flop violently horizontal on his bed and conclude that he couldn't move. he then spent the next half an hour crying about his impending lifetime of quadraplegia and trying to concoct a plausible story for how he broke his back naked in bed and covered in cum. then i calmed down and realized i could in fact move

i mean he

sometimes i feel so unlike myself for so long it feels like there isn't a self to return to

i’ve accepted it but it doesn’t hurt any less.

Sometimes you stress yourself out to the point of tears and then u have to coax urself off the ledge by reminding urself that nothing is ever that fucking serious . It works out how it works out the point is we put in the effort

Being an adult will having you freezing foods you didn’t even think were possible to freeze

wow this is too intimate to share with my close friends or family let me put this on my tumblr blog for hundreds of strangers to see

i love waking up already feeling really sad because it’s so efficient. no mood swings for me! take me straight to the bottom