The Red Zone: True Stories

When my ops specialist gave me my red fleece, even though I have precisely 5 billion already..

My face when Angela said we weren't wearing our lanyards this holiday season.

Sometimes I wonder if I should take a customer 6 minutes before my scheduled break.

Watching my 5' coworker reach for those iPhone cases be like

When I walk out from break and someone from family room asks if I'm available I'm like nope!

When I tell a customer how awesome my coworkers are, my friend walks up to me like

When the Apple servers go down I'm like

When a customer says "I don't know, you're the genius..." my face is like

When I told the customer the iPhone 6 comes out tomorrow cause I knew I wasn't working, inside I was like

When someone leaves the break room and I snag their rollie chair I'm like

When my manager asks us where our coworker is, even though we know well and good he's in the back taking a 30 minute 15.

My face when a customer tells me not to worry, I'll find a good job soon.

When my friend leaves for their lunch and I wanna go with I'm like

What I'm pretty sure Family Room Specialists do.

My face when the customer thinks the iMac is a touch screen.

Letting the customer drive be like

When someone heats up fish in the break room I'm like