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“You really didn’t know that was my legal name?”
“ ... he — HEY! why... why are we acting as if i’m the bad guy? we’re best... best friends, jug. and you never told me? your legal name? i’m the hurt one! “
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OPEN!
“You really didn’t know that was my legal name?”
“ ... he — HEY! why... why are we acting as if i’m the bad guy? we’re best... best friends, jug. and you never told me? your legal name? i’m the hurt one! “

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u may think me + brynn are just messing around but nah. it’s canon that ghoul is archie’s dad and it’s one of the funniest things we have done. love u @redzefron mwah
archie loves being a genuine desert rat offspring. 10/10. lov u xo
PSA : I LOVE @joneshead && @redzefron , thank you .
I LOVE YOU !!!!!!! WHAT !!!!!!
@joneshead ━ did somebody say spiderman au?
“ ━ hey, hey! i told you i’d be there and i’m going to be there, you hear me? “
archie’s voice rings out abruptly, a small pant becoming only slightly evident as he gracefully rolls onto the roof of the closest building, taking the second to stay on the ground.
“ come on, juggy. when have i ever flaked on you? me? flaking? on you? ha! i once took you on a date with me and CHERYL, jug. i risked my LIFE to spend time with you, why would i flake on you in any less dire of a circumstance after that? ”
“ ahem.” an intruding cough comes from ahead, from a particularly looming figure.
archie holds up a finger, essentially telling him to shut up for a second. wow, these guys have no respect for personal time, do they?
it only takes the other mere seconds to raise eyebrows, and to start looming forward. lack of manners!
the devil works hard, but archie andrews works harder.
slender legs jump forward, thighs wrapping around a neck and body weight leaning forward just enough to knock the poor dude off balance before rolling off, webs shooting out to pin limbs down. if he could only have a second!
“ listen, i’ll be right over. give me like…. 15 minutes tops. it’d be sooner, but nyc traffic is such a bitch, you know ━ ”
he gets cut off by a slipping web, the thug starting to come to ━
“ whoops, subway station, coming right to ya ━ ! ”
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these are the times where archie andrews finds himself inexplicably glad about the fact that not many others loiter on roofs.
granted, the bruise starting to bloom on his left arm is going to raise some suspicion, but what can he do? he’ll say it was just collateral, ran into a pole, something like that! then again, would it ever be surprising if he actually was in a fight? damn hot head.
knock knock, right on time!
“ you better have not started the movie without me, ye of little faith! ”

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Me, gets an ask
Me:
i may only pop up every blue moon but when i do, i’m VERY funny.
@ staff , help help I’m being repressed !!
THIS IS WHAT JUGHEAD JONES HAS TO FUCKING PUT UP WITH @redzefron
this is honestly still the funniest thing and i’m sorry that my son has no idea how to properly go about anything.
@joneshead never asked for this but they’re getting it.
cue a look. a very long look. one that is very easily seen through. he’s slightly disgusted, morbidly uncomfortable, and don’t worry. he’s going to be picking out hairs from his mouth for years. consider that collateral damage of a run in, ha!
“ dude. get some frizz control for your hair, it’s 90 percent humidity and i’m going to be coughing up hairballs for eternity. “
honestly i logged back on to still getting new followers and like.
👀 should i bring the boy back 👀
@brassloyalty bc the bois.
he'd walked through these halls millions of times over the past year or two, but right now? right now was the first time he was actually nervous. nerves didn't even hit him on his first day of high school the way it was hitting him right now, brain pinpointing everything he did from the breaths he took to the steps he'd take. and why, exactly?
because of who he was escorting, he had a serpent in tow.
the news of the schools joining had mixed reviews from the andrews boy. he would get his best friend back, yes, but... there were other factors, factors that were murky in of their own. like the fact that there were certain things that he couldn't do in public, and the fact that even in secret he had issues with them.
would he ever fall for someone good for him? hm, this was archie andrews. the verdict? probably not !
still, he sticks by his side, explaining schedules and lockers and the ridiculous parts of riverdale high. once bells go off and students disperse, however, he'll slow his walk, hands shuffling into pockets nervously. he looks up at him, almost expectantly.
" so what are we.... " he purses his lips, the standard deer in the headlights look coming back full force. he was good at it. " going to do about... us? "
subtle, andrews. real subtle.

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make way. the only man sweet pea will love is @redzefron !
this is the content me and archie deserve.
@redzefron yes
WHAT DO YA WANNA DO ? im open to anything !
@redzefron ♡
he’s weighed the pros & cons plenty of times — mastered that shit, in fact — and it’s all added up to a little road that’s led him here, propped against window’s ledge at the andrews house. midnight long since passed, leaving a timeframe he hasn’t exactly caught up on because this was only supposed to be a check in, something to ease his rushing mind in this strange little town ( hell, it’s almost weirder than… no, maybe not ) — it’s turned into counting rapid footsteps’ pace, or how many times one can leave the same room only to come back, instead. check each door, every lock, zero in on the slightest crack in upstairs curtains, then check again. what if you didn’t make sure that one time between fourteen & counting ? ghoul would love to say he doesn’t know what that feels like, but neither of them are lucky enough.
still, he’ll get ready to turn back, mull over how it’s no longer his job ( no one here should ever be a replacement for them, could never be ) and go back to this martha stewart attempt at a cherry pie life, but hesitation sinks roots in ; a friend doesn’t mean they’re replaced. being alone sucks, anyway.
❝ stupid fuckin’… ❞
with a mumble to no one in particular, ghoul hoists himself onto the edge once the beloved mask is off and raps knuckles against glass for a few seconds over necessary, patience never a strong suit. especially not in this case.
❝ come on, big guy, i don’t have all night ! ❞
listen, archie andrews was BRILLIANT. he was brilliant at many, many things. catching footballs, throwing footballs, having a debit card, singing — making music was... yeah, it wasn't at the brilliant mark yet — and, as some adoring fans would tell you... probably some other things. what was he BEST at, though, you ask? well, dear reader, i'll be glad to tell you.
he was best at overreacting, at having an imagination that steered even the most rational of thoughts out of the window. and you know, while there's many things that could probably help that, a serial killer on the loose while absolutely NO ONE was doing anything...
well, it didn't help ease it. if anything, it fanned it, blew it, made it swell up in size and stature. he was slowly getting to a point where even a baseball bat didn't cut it, his own thoughts leading down a more protective viewpoint, a more deadly weapon.
—— but that's for another day !
because for right now there's rustling, and rustling that is far too heavy to be coincidence. the baseball bat would have to work. and work it did, his confidence boosting every step he too back to his room, although white knuckles could tell many different stories.
he turns the corner into his room sharply, bat held above his head and ready to smack ! —— just to find a familiar face in a familiar, worn out mask, leaning against the window. there was both a sigh of relief and slight annoyance as he dropped the bat on the floor, bare feet carrying him across his room. the look on his face read a million things, most of them falling along the 'happy to see you' route and the 'what the hell are you doing here?' route. it was a confusing time.
he starts to speak once arms slide open the window, eyebrows raised.
" what are you doing here? and in a mask! do you not realize that there's a killer on the loose? this isn't the purge, ghoul! "
let's be honest, he still steps back to let him in though, a fatherly figure giving him some kind of relief despite entrances.
why do u hate archibald bongwater andrews
why do you hate tasteful names???????
ghoul loves his son, archibald bongwater andrews @redzefron
archie used to love his dad, ghoul frankenwannabe stein, but then he got that middle name and he’s filing an emancipation form rn.

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i wanna do things bc i love archie but i also have zero motivation.
with that being said lol like for a starter. will it be a one liner? possibly. who knows. but it’ll happen.
#i bet KJ snuck in that line