im what the kids call in need of bleach

Being a decent human means holding your trash until you can locate a goddamn trashcan u littering swine

I really wanna see him do ballet in the spider suit now

ZENDAYA’S F A C E

PEOPLE THAT CAN DO FOUETTES WITHOUT POINTE SHOES SCARE ME OK

That is the most MJ Watson face I’ve ever seen. That is her saying to the world, ‘look at what I’m dealing with here. LOOK.’

Reblogging again cuz this will never not be funny

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Like no offense to my friends and family but if I had the chance to abandon this timeline for a medieval fantasy land I would absolutely do it, goodbye student loans and depression hello cool magic shit and most likely an early death by the sword (as it should be)