~Headcanon For Loki~
Loki is a plant dad:
Thor has a tendency of buying gag gifts for Loki, so when he handed his brother a singular plant he was sure he'd let the little thing die out.
That's what Loki thought too, in fact it was the plan. However, one lazy morning Loki notices the petals beginning to wilt. Its stems stretching out towards the sunshine in hopes of salvation sway him enough to grant it mercy. Thus, beginning a new routine.
Every morning he waters the sapling and every morning he scolds it because, as it turns out, it's as dramatic as him. And if Loki starts a new collection, whose to say? He'd tell no one his shelves are beginning to pile up with leaves or that the great god of mischief may pull his brows a little too tight when one begins to wither away.
And, lets say, a plant adopts a name, who's to stop him?
