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@redneckmadchen

My name is Jessica! I'm 28 years old. Married to the love of my life since July 14th, 2012. Im a machinist and an adjunct professor. I program a CNC as a day job and teach people how to work in my field in the evening. Redneck women for life. Here lies the remains of a time we had hope for a child.

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redneckmadchen

One day....

#im gonna plow a girl #or matt #lmao

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How do people handle making a big life change? I am not dealing well.

#itshouldntbethishard

How do you keep it together when you need to show a happy face...

I'm struggling to not cry.

#therehastobeanend #anxiety #tothemax #depressioncansuckmyass

Anxiety so bad I could puke.

felposgreen

https://mobile.twitter.com/joabaldwin

If may I quote his twitter on this: “I wanted to share this touching moment. @Reo_Grayfox was telling me his story, and said those lines while staring straight into his fursuit’s eyes. Hearing personal stories like this makes you appreciate the vastly diverse reasons why the furry fandom is essential to so many. ”

jack-the-lion

The furry fandom is like a second family to a lot of people and, even though it’s not without its problems, I don’t think we should ever forget the impact it can have on people’s lives.

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Being on the verge of tears constantly. I don't want to be like this.

highly-radioactive-nerd

Listen, i’d absolutely fuck a consenting, self-aware monster, but I wouldn’t fuck every monster.

A werewolf, he comes to me and says “hey, you wanna go for a ride?” and I says “sure” because he’s hot.

But If Godzilla came to me and says that, no. Godzilla is a father figure. Not for fucking.

wendyalice-archive

Op the fact that size doesn’t deter you but the principal of the matter and the metaphorical ramifications of sexing Godzilla makes you the perfect 2018 mood honestly

highly-radioactive-nerd

This is the nicest addition to this post I’ve gotten. Its mostly other monsterfuckers calling me a coward.

wendyalice-archive

Highly-radioactive-nerd you’re not a coward, you’re awesome

Fuck that coward shit, you know what you want

You know your limits. 2018 is about getting rid of that bad shit and healing

And that’s knowing your limits

Physically, mentally, and emotionally.

You find the monster that’s best for YOU

And you have a nice day

highly-radioactive-nerd

lucille4

meladoodle

The first line in this news story is so dramatic

bluedew12

Now everyone on Tumblr has access to a tiny gif of Maui dancing back and forth while slapping his pecs. I feel like I’ve created something stupid yet wonderful, so…

what can I say

except

you’re welcome

bluedew12

And thanks to link-sharing on Discord, you can now have an even smaller version of him.

bluedew12

ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ʷᵉᶫᶜᵒᵐᵉ

fromthemindofatwentyorotherlycan

I’m on mobile, so instead of getting smaller they just get worse and worse quality

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tastefullyoffensive

Sleepy cloud.

browningtons-deactivated2018041

i fucking hate anime

HUH?

WHAT

What i NEED to wake up

fursuit-gifs

Source

redneckmadchen

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!

profeminist

“Laverne Cox becomes the first trans woman on the cover of Cosmopolitan!”

- Affinity Magazine

CONGRATULATIONS LAVERNE!!!

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homeosapphic-deactivated2019111

tonight in vermont news:

the police department in our state capital was called because a skunk was wandering down main street with its head stuck in a yogurt cup

not wanting to risk getting sprayed, and unsure of how to remove a skunk from a yogurt cup anyway, the police googled “how to get a skunk’s head out of a yogurt cup”

this led them to an article, published by Arizona police in 2015, titled How to Take a Yogurt Cup Off a Skunk’s Head Without Getting Sprayed

using the method outlined in that article, vermont police safely caught the skunk, removed the yogurt cup, and sent the animal on its way

they did this without anybody getting sprayed in the process

“and then we recycled the cup,” vermont police wrote on their department’s facebook page, “so a win all around.”

swan2swan

theambassadorposts

The youth is the truth

penguintree

“about politics” what is political about this?!? dont kick helpless people in the head!

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