pigeon has some regets

y'all have got to let people who did dumb bad shit learn from it and move on with their lives

love when ppl ask to see pics of my axolotl and are expecting something cute + pink + all smiles and instead with genuine fear in their eyes, and in their heart, say WHAT the fuck is that.

*delighted gasp*

the laptop cd drive is a sort of dead wife

using the traffic light system during a kink scene but shaking my head the entire time so the audience knows i dont support car-dependant infrastructure and its influence on the common vocabulary

Bolaire on the red carpet. Reporter asks, "Who are you wearing??"

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Travis was right to hate shopping episodes this whole time—one trip to the tailor’s and Teor was almost turned into a coat

you’ll be fine. you made it out of impossible situations before and you will do it again

ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? YOU WILL DO IT AGAIN.

Opposite energy of the TWAS I WHO SET THE HOUSE ABLAZE cat.