stop isnt powerpoint night at wayne manor such a fun concept??
and of course it starts as timâs idea (he wants an excuse to NERD out without being TUNED out). he jsutifies it to bruce as a "team building exercise" as âknowledge sharing". but it devolves. immediately.
dickâs first. his topic is âTimes Iâve Saved Your Sorry Asses (a Retrospective)â. Itâs basically a highlight reel of everyoneâs near-deaths. every slide has sparkles and glitter animations and the whole thing is set to the shut up and dance chorus replaying over and over and over and over an
cass and stephâs is âhow long would everyone last in the hunger gamesâ. its a dramatic story with theatrical components and a devastating, gut wrenching plot. hearts are broken, tears are shed. and the winner... ends up being the two girls. (who would have guessed that).
jason lists âTop Ten Explosionsâ. #7 & #3 are ones he caused. #1 is the one that killed him.
duke's is "one year of bloodstains: a forensic laundry case study into ungrateful, thieving siblingsâ (he uncovers the 'mystery' of his clothes oddly disappearing for a while... and then the state in which they are 'sneakily' returned). deadpan delivery. first slide says âyou ungrateful little bitches". he uses photos of ruined hoodies as evidence.
timâs is just one title slide: âviolence is the answer". he talks for nearly thirty minutes without visuals.
damianâs presentation is "Ranking My Siblings by Combat Efficiency and Moral Weaknessâ. photoshopped tier list (tim is in "liability", dick's in "emotionally weak but passable", alfred is labelled "untouchable god-tier", ect). he uses (skewed) citations and (falsified) pie charts, and it ends with him ultimately denouncing everyone.
bruce tries to present âfinancial literacyâ at the end but everyone leaves halfway through. cass stays, but only because she fell asleep on the couch.
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