I’ll Let The World Burn

Zero Zero wants to make sure that you're okay.

You doing alright?

We got this whole “He’s the bottom” or “She’s the top” mentality

When we aught to be more open to double-bottom or double-top relationships

Two dorks who can’t figure out where to eat because they both keep saying “Wherever you wanna go is fine, I just like hanging out with you!”

Or two cuties who keep trying to one-up each other and have a very competitive relationship and they both cook dinner for each other every night and try to out-compliment the other on it and then they fuckin’ arm wrestle to see who gets to pick what movie they watch

Or how about couples where there IS no top or bottom at all, they’re just best friends who hang out all the time and tell jokes to each other and literally never stop hanging out and being cute

I’m lookin’ at you, fic writers

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