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@redeadelia
one of these days im going to say the F word
then youll be sorry

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Cordelia is the tallest of her three sisters, possessing long limbs and small curves. Having done ballet for many years as a child, she was forced to quit due to her sudden growth spurt, but still possesses the proper posture and poise of a ballerina. Her trademark red hair is naturally curly and prone to frizzing. While she does not seem to possess many freckles on her face, her shoulders are speckled with some, though they have faded significantly since her death. A belly button piercing adorns her narrow torso from her sixteenth birthday. While her eyes are blue, her right eye has slight heterochromia (inherited from her mother), making it more green.Ā
come and conquer and drop your bombs cross my borders and kill the calm bear your fangs and burn my wings i hear bullets singing and if you want me Iām your country if you win me Iām forever - oh yeah ācause youāre the storm that Iāve been needing and all this peace has been deceiving

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This couldnāt be right...but it had to be. Cordelia had been researching this whenever she wasnāt trying to keep Dante from making himself sick while spinning in his chair, hide all the vases when Essie had shown up wielding a bow and arrow, and keeping her Maker alive. Well, existing. Then there was her actual work on top of all of that. But Cordelia Bishop was meticulous--a strength, she believed. Anal retentive, others might say.Ā
After John Meccaās truth bomb had dropped, sheād gone back to her office, using that idea as her missing connection. Oh, sheād go back to work alright... All the paperwork, all the gaps, everything pointed to the great and powerful Oz himself. He had stolen all that money from the Tempest months ago. Her stupid, frustrating, beloved Maker.Ā Dante Kaldwin would kill him this time. No formalities, no playing around. Rather than panic or run off to confront her Maker, the young vampire closed her eyes and formulated a plan. She had the timetables, the information, the figures...and then she knew exactly what to do.
Money sheād been saving almost religiously for the past two, almost three years. Investment returns. Selling the dresses and jewelry Essie Kaldwin had given her. Having her friend Stevie hack into her old bank account from her human days and transfer theĀ ātrust fundā her parents had set up once upon a time. Everything she had to her name, both when sheād been alive and now that she was dead. Anything she could get her hands on, legally.
She finally had enough money.
Now she had her red herring; Jean-Pierre, the bouncer from the Tempest who had been killed by another vampire in front of the C4C a month ago, after the news of Esra Crane. He hadnāt exactly been trustworthy, which was probably why heād only been a bouncer, and now he was just a faded red mark on the sidewalk.
Sheās slipped into his abandoned apartment one night, going through the rest of his personal effects had shown that he did indeed have sticky fingers, though nothing at all compared to what Oz had done. No progenies...if he had, they werenāt close and didnāt live here. Nobody had been in the musty apartment since Jean-Pierre, it seemed.Ā
Everything was settled now. Cordelia was finally ready, and if she could feel nausea from nerves right now, sheād have been on her knees sick. Oh, the beauty of being dead.Ā
āHere it is. All of it.āĀ She stood in front of Dante Kaldwin, holding a briefcase filled to the brink with dollar bills.Ā āAny gold was liquidated into cash--Iām sorry, but there was nothing I could do about that, Mr Kaldwin.ā She offered him up more money than she had ever seen in her life, and it was absolutely pocket change for the man. Maybe Cordelia would have laughed if she didnāt feel so horrible about the whole thing in the first place.Ā āAnd your thief has met his final death already, so you shouldnāt have any further issues. Now, if youāll excuse me.ā
āWell done, Button. I knew I could count on you.ā āThis might be the last thing I do for you. Either of you. Goodnight, Sir, and good luck.ā
How to stay paralyzed by fear of abandonment How to defer to men in solvable predicaments How to control someone to be a carbon copy of you How to have that not work and have them run away from you How to keep people at arms-length and never get too close How to mistrust the ones you supposedly love the most How to pretend you're fine and don't need help from anyone How to feel worthless unless you're serving or helping someone I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps The course of a lifetime, you'll never forget I'll show you how to in eight easy steps I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best
You expect everybody to be better than who they are, and you expect yourself to be better than everyone.
āLet me out!ā
ItĀ was no use. Whoever was guarding the door outside of Essieās room didnāt intend on listening, replying, and certainly not letting Cordelia go anywhere. As a vampire, she couldnāt even pretend she had to use the restroom. Essieās bedroom was one of the top floors of the Tempest Valley Casino, which meant that climbing out the window was a no-go. Not unless Delia planned on leaping to her death.Ā āPlease! You have to let me go to him, he needs me!ā She begged, fists pounding the door uselessly. Another obstacle; even if Delia possessed some sort of super strength that most vampires had, she couldnāt get through the ridiculous and extravagant gilded stone door. The vampire slid down until she was seated, back pressed against the only escape route. Sheād been crying, and then crying long enough to where the tears stopped and blood began to run, which left a bit of a mess on Essieās sheets.Ā Good.Ā
Dante wouldnāt have him killed, would he? Oh God, he couldnāt...yet Cordelia knew better than to try and guess what was going through that manās mind. There was an insistent pounding in her head, reminiscent of a human migraine, and she knew what it was. He couldnāt have been getting too badly hurt--sheād have felt that, wouldnāt she? Curling up, she hugged her knees to her chest promised herself that as soon as she was released from this blasted room, sheād sock whoever had been on guard duty. Saints above, please let him be alright.

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when your boss texts you on a saturday
Cordelia: I'm not sure I know how to please your sister, sir
Dante: THE PARTY DARLING
Dante: I want it to be grand!
Dante: Gatsby would shit himself!
Cordelia: I'm sure he would, sir
Cordelia: miss kaldwin asked me to make sure she wouldn't be disturbed today
Dante: :o
Cordelia: and then she called me a boxcar hobo
Dante: its the red hair dear. Estella has a unique perspective on redheads
Look, I⦠I may not be an explorer, or an adventurer, or a treasure-seeker, or a gunfighter, Mr. OāConnell, but I am proud of what I am.Ā And what is that?
Overheard in Essie's Quarters
Delia: "It's a little...tight."
Essie: "Form-fitting, Ginger. Show the world your assets!"
Delia: "I don't want the world to see my assets, Miss Kaldwin."
Essie: "We can't have you following my brother around looking like a lost hobo who just arrived from the sixties."
Delia: "That seems a bit harsh, Ma'am."
Essie: "Shhh...now look at that! Nobody will make eye contact with you all evening!"
Delia: "Great..."

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An actual text exchange between two vampires.
Delia: okay i'll take stevie with me
Oz: I wasnāt aware you had a friend name Steve
Delia: stevie
Oz: So invite Steve
Delia: stevie
Oz: Go with Steven
Delia: it's stevie
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Whatever happened to drinking and driving And doing the decent thing?