Rotten soup

i wish you could laugh react eBay listings. that's not worth $250. you fucking asshole. lmao

you should also be able to do this to job listings

fuck me, it’s 2am. when did this occur

like five minutes after 1:55am

you’re so fucking lame

i love you too

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

this sucks im going to kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) the president of the United States. (end statement)

POV Frank Iero

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

Then why is there such thing as hot cereal?

I have never heard of that

There also are cold soups

Yes I am aware

So technically cereal is a cold soup

Cereal is sweet. Soup is not

Soup is sweet if u add sugar akshually

That is disgusting

I know😔😔😔

The why did you say it?

In life you will encounter things you don't automatically like☝️☝️☝️

Media with no fandom =/= obscure media. 12 Angry Men is a famous movie but do you think that you can look it up on tumblr and find people shipping the nameless jurors? Well you can

Reblog if you think the person you reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

Then why is there such thing as hot cereal?

I have never heard of that

There also are cold soups

Yes I am aware

So technically cereal is a cold soup

Cereal is sweet. Soup is not

Soup is sweet if u add sugar akshually

That is disgusting

I know😔😔😔