they mattered to me

I love that Hosea is the caring father figure of the group, that he is the voice of reason and balances out the tempestuous nature of Dutch. But like at the same time, he’s a bitch. He has this sharp cutting witty sense of humor and he has SUCH a temper. Hosea is legitimately terrifying when he gets pissed off. And for as much shit as Dutch gets for his plans (which in all fairness are shit), Hosea’s two major plans in the game are “Let’s go get a lot of people drunk and see what happens” and “Let’s blow some shit up and then rob a bank”. Listen, I would never say Hosea is a bitch and I don’t like him. Hosea is a bitch and I love him so much.

Fun family story: when my aunt was marrying her wife everyone was really excited but also dreading it because my aunt is known for her insanely long speeches so everyone knew her vows would be like 9 hours long so when it came time for her to say her vows she had a shit ton of cue cards in her hands and even her wife started groaning and my aunt took a deep inhale and then unravelled all the cue cards which were taped together and they all just read ‘HOT DAMN’ in giant letters and those were my aunts vows.

Dutch van der Linden