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redangeldrxgnet

It is. I need to lie down.

thisismichaeljones

Lie down and think of tea. And London. And not New York.

redangeldrxgnet

......Brixton. I need Brixton. Let's go to Brixton.

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thisismichaeljones

redangeldrxgnet

*PUSHES HER INTO INCOMING TRAFFIC*

im-tessa-pollitt-deactivated201

*JUMPS OUT OF THE WAY OF A BUS* WHAT THE FUCK!? YOU CAN’T DO THAT I’M FUCK PREG-

YOU CAN’T PUSH PEOPLE IN FRONT OF BUSSES

redangeldrxgnet

You have like…

redangeldrxgnet

…..Yeah. I’m really mean and dumb.

im-tessa-pollitt-deactivated201

…. Is that sarcasm or???

redangeldrxgnet

No.

redangeldrxgnet

*realizes what he’s doing*

*fuckin cries*

MICK WHO AM I

thisismichaeljones

A Brit who’s spent too much time in New York?

redangeldrxgnet

No

No I’m possessed, see? I’m possessed. I’m possessed by freedom, bald eagles, and Richard Nixon.

thisismichaeljones

That sounds horrifying, mate.

redangeldrxgnet

It is. I need to lie down.

thisismichaeljones

redangeldrxgnet

*PUSHES HER INTO INCOMING TRAFFIC*

im-tessa-pollitt-deactivated201

*JUMPS OUT OF THE WAY OF A BUS* WHAT THE FUCK!? YOU CAN’T DO THAT I’M FUCK PREG-

YOU CAN’T PUSH PEOPLE IN FRONT OF BUSSES

redangeldrxgnet

You have like...

redangeldrxgnet

.....Yeah. I'm really mean and dumb.

redangeldrxgnet

*PUSHES HER INTO INCOMING TRAFFIC*

im-tessa-pollitt-deactivated201

*JUMPS OUT OF THE WAY OF A BUS* WHAT THE FUCK!? YOU CAN’T DO THAT I’M FUCK PREG-

YOU CAN’T PUSH PEOPLE IN FRONT OF BUSSES

redangeldrxgnet

You have like seven other children. What’s the big deal.

im-tessa-pollitt-deactivated201

I have one.

That’s not seven.

Also don’t tell anyone.

redangeldrxgnet

Why would I. I mean, I'm an asshole but not that kind of asshole.

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redangeldrxgnet

*realizes what he’s doing*

*fuckin cries*

MICK WHO AM I

thisismichaeljones

A Brit who’s spent too much time in New York?

redangeldrxgnet

No

No I'm possessed, see? I'm possessed. I'm possessed by freedom, bald eagles, and Richard Nixon.

redangeldrxgnet

*PUSHES HER INTO INCOMING TRAFFIC*

im-tessa-pollitt-deactivated201

*JUMPS OUT OF THE WAY OF A BUS* WHAT THE FUCK!? YOU CAN’T DO THAT I’M FUCK PREG-

YOU CAN’T PUSH PEOPLE IN FRONT OF BUSSES

redangeldrxgnet

You have like seven other children. What's the big deal.

redangeldrxgnet

*BACKHANDS HIM* DON’T TOUCH ME BUDDY BOY I’LL MAKE YA SORRY YOU WAS EVER BORN

thisismichaeljones

OI WHAT THE BLOODY HELL, MATE! *hits at him again*

redangeldrxgnet

*TACKLES HIM*

*CLAWS AT HIS FACE*

YOU SON OF A BITCH

thisismichaeljones

NO STOP I’M TOO PRETTY TO BE ATTACKED NOT MY FACE

redangeldrxgnet

*realizes what he's doing*

*fuckin cries*

MICK WHO AM I

thisismichaeljones

Why does Paul sound sort of like a New Yorker.

I told him not to see that bird.

im-tessa-pollitt-deactivated201

You should punch him.

thisismichaeljones

But what if he...

redangeldrxgnet

*PUSHES HER INTO INCOMING TRAFFIC*

redangeldrxgnet

*BACKHANDS HIM* DON’T TOUCH ME BUDDY BOY I’LL MAKE YA SORRY YOU WAS EVER BORN

thisismichaeljones

OI WHAT THE BLOODY HELL, MATE! *hits at him again*

redangeldrxgnet

*TACKLES HIM*

*CLAWS AT HIS FACE*

YOU SON OF A BITCH

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thisismichaeljones

Why does Paul sound sort of like a New Yorker.

I told him not to see that bird.

im-tessa-pollitt-deactivated201

You should punch him.

thisismichaeljones

But what if he pulls out a knife and tries to mug me like a New Yorker.

im-tessa-pollitt-deactivated201

I dunno, uh, throw coffee at him. It should distract him.

thisismichaeljones

What if I set a trap with pizza and forcibly take ‘im back to England.

im-tessa-pollitt-deactivated201

Set it with coffee. Dunkin Donuts coffee, with a blueberry muffin.

redangeldrxgnet

*appears out of nowhere*

Give them to me give me right now

thisismichaeljones

Why does Paul sound sort of like a New Yorker.

I told him not to see that bird.

redangeldrxgnet

Mick

Mick help me

I fold pizza in half

I say buddy

I’m angry all the time

Help

thisismichaeljones

This is serious.

Do you want me to book a flight to London for you, mate.

redangeldrxgnet

I need speech lessons in being English again ‘cause this ain’t working

Isn’t

Holy shit I’m gonna pull my hair out

thisismichaeljones

*hits him* Stop hangin’ around with them yanks, mate!

redangeldrxgnet

*BACKHANDS HIM* DON'T TOUCH ME BUDDY BOY I'LL MAKE YA SORRY YOU WAS EVER BORN

thisismichaeljones

Why does Paul sound sort of like a New Yorker.

I told him not to see that bird.

redangeldrxgnet

Mick

Mick help me

I fold pizza in half

I say buddy

I’m angry all the time

Help

thisismichaeljones

This is serious.

Do you want me to book a flight to London for you, mate.

redangeldrxgnet

I need speech lessons in being English again 'cause this ain't working

Isn't

Holy shit I'm gonna pull my hair out

redangeldrxgnet

*has gotten into the habit of folding his pizza slices in half while eating them*

*notices it one evening*

*BEGINS SWEATING…

redangeldrxgnet

*CRIES AGAIN*

I’M A DISGRACE TO THE PUNKS ALL AROUND BRITAIN

im-tessa-pollitt-deactivated201

Mick is cringing. Joe is crying. Topps is screaming. All because you let the damn Yanks change you.

redangeldrxgnet

*keeps crying*

*eats more folded pizza*

MY LIFE IS OUT OF CONTROL

im-tessa-pollitt-deactivated201

*smacks him* Eat your pizza like a Brit. Stop whining, you sound more American.

redangeldrxgnet

………..How do we eat pizza again

Oh my God

im-tessa-pollitt-deactivated201

*smacks him again* Don’t fold it.

redangeldrxgnet

*stares at the pizza*

That doesn't feel right, though.

redangeldrxgnet

*has gotten into the habit of folding his pizza slices in half while eating them*

*notices it one evening*

*BEGINS SWEATING…

redangeldrxgnet

*CRIES AGAIN*

I’M A DISGRACE TO THE PUNKS ALL AROUND BRITAIN

im-tessa-pollitt-deactivated201

Mick is cringing. Joe is crying. Topps is screaming. All because you let the damn Yanks change you.

redangeldrxgnet

*keeps crying*

*eats more folded pizza*

MY LIFE IS OUT OF CONTROL

im-tessa-pollitt-deactivated201

*smacks him* Eat your pizza like a Brit. Stop whining, you sound more American.

redangeldrxgnet

...........How do we eat pizza again

Oh my God

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thisismichaeljones

Why does Paul sound sort of like a New Yorker.

I told him not to see that bird.

redangeldrxgnet

Mick

Mick help me

I fold pizza in half

I say buddy

I'm angry all the time

Help