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cast of characters (updated 2025)

me, obviously (20)

siblings (6, 9, 12, and 15)

mom and dad

misc. family

assorted friends

#heathen gibberish #if u know me irl no u dont #siblings #friends #family #out of context quotes

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pukicho

thoughts on homeschoolers?

DURRRRRRRR. DOOUIIIIIIII

pukicho

If you weren't homeschooled, maybe you'd know

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puki this is The most homeschooled response you could’ve given

me: Wiggitty wiggitty weenus.

15yo: Diggitty diggitty disappointment.

#heathen gibberish #siblings #family #weenus #disappointment #out of context quotes

aueua

people with siblings: how do you feel about them?

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#they are my inspiration #they make me want to kms #yet i would kill for them #love ‘em to death but sometimes i wish for my own death #they made me who i am and i’m grateful #i just need. my gOTDAMN SPACE. gosh u heathens.#it’s a very very special kinda love #Spotify

“Look at that harmonica—oh wait that’s a vape.” -friend

#heathen gibberish #out of context quotes #friends #harmonica #vape

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friend’s brother: I’ma just go with what my momma gave me.

friend’s mom: What? Sexy?

#heathen gibberish #out of context quotes #friends #sexy

7yo: I would replace my teeth with r…

me: Rocks?

7yo: No. I’d replace my teeth with rotten marshmallows.

#heathen gibberish #out of context quotes #siblings #teeth #rocks #marshmallows

“I could pee this and it’d be clear. Can’t do that with soda.” -friend

#heathen gibberish #out of context quotes #friends #pee #iced tea #soda

me: It’s about puppies. You like puppies, don’t you?

4yo: I don’t anymore. They’re stupid, useless animals.

#heathen gibberish #out of context quotes #siblings #puppies #kids just say the darnedest things

“Welcome to the club of warm people.” -friend

#heathen gibberish #out of context quotes #friends #club #warm people

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me: [4yo] where’s the hamster skin?

4yo: It’s in the bay-ag.

#heathen gibberish #out of context quotes #siblings #hamster skin

Dad: Good job. You didn’t even cry.

4yo: But I did, I cried without tears.

#heathen gibberish #out of context quotes #family #siblings #cry #tears

random kid: Do you guys like aloe vera juice?

me & friend: No…

kid: It’s at Stater Brother’s for $1 *walks away*

#heathen gibberish #out of context quotes #friends #random #aloe vera #stater bros

“Two permits equal one license, right?” -friend

#heathen gibberish #out of context quotes #friends #permit #license

“Billionaires for Jesus! Let’s start a club!” -friend

#heathen gibberish #out of context quotes #friends #billionaires #jesus #club #billionaires for jesus club

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friend 1: You know how many hands have been in there?

friend 2: Yeah… and I drank it.

#heathen gibberish #out of context quotes #friends #hands #drink

me: Imagine if I actually did drugs.

friend 1: I don’t think we’d be able to tell the difference.

friend 2: Acid. That seems like your drug.

#heathen gibberish #out of context quotes #friends #drugs #acid

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