Hello Again.

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

“I’m getting back in line.”

BLESS ME PATRICK

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

@billshitposts

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

Y'all I reblogged this and got $240 in tips in one day at work so 🤔🤔🤔

Honestly I know it’s kinda silly…but weirdly… It does seem to work

Im getting in line! 

PUT ME IN LINE

Patrick I would never call and ask if you were the Krusty Crab, I'd know it's you boo, now show me the money. <3

yep lol

The best thing about this is that it’s completely in character, and I would be 100% unsurprised if he actually crashed an execution this way before.

I DEMAND AN ENTIRE AU WHERE YONDU LANDS ON ASGARD AND HELPS THE REVENGERS

@werewoofin

Do you really think that he would help

Only if he was paid

Yondu dies and since he's a warrior he goes to Asgard but he mostly just sits around, steals anything gold or with gems that isnt tied down, and follows Odin commenting how shitty of a dad he's being. Yondu's not a good father but he'll always give shit to others. After Thor shows back up Yondu gets offered to return to his realm if he helps them fight. Second chance as trash dad! LETS DO THIS!

omg my heart <3

This line is honestly one of the most powerful sayings I’ve ever heard. Needless to say it stung me and I cried like a baby. 

(becomes a divorce lawyer who finalizes all the documents with this)