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So, y'know how Liliya likes and encourages pain right? ...do you recon she'd like spices food?

Like imagine these guys in a slightly more modern world and a scientist with good relationships with the Prime Assests was eating lunch and they noticed Liliya just watching them eat, so he's like "Would you like a spicy heatwave dorito?"

At first she's a bit back and forth about the taste, but then the spice kicks in and she starts reaching her clawed hand out over the barrier for more and eventually tries to snatch the bag.

I just the concept is cute. Especially the dynamic of Murkoff employees actually somewhat managing to befriend Prime Assets and occasionally treating them to snacks out of their lunch. Or comforting them when they have to be brought in for medical check ups or vaccines.

Like when people cis characters trans. Or straight characters gay. Or disabled characters as able bodied.

No I don't have an issue with the things in general, I'd be mad if someone made a canonically gay character straight. Or gave a canonically none binary character a fixed gender. I am not discriminatory, the characters are just better when shown as their true canonical selves.

What I'm saying is, when I'm looking up fanart of characters, it's because there's not enough official media of them and I want to seem more canon accurate versions of them in comics and fanart.

On a second note:

I'll be real, I don't give a fuck about your OC. If I wanted to hear about your version of the story, I would've asked.

On a third note:

To Welcome Home Wally fans, he is three apples tall and canonical eroace. No he isn't handsome and no he doesn't want to fuck you.

To Franco Barbi fans, he is definitely homophobic and is head over heals obsessed with women like they are more important to him than oxygen. No he isn't gay and it's so painfully obvious. I've never heard a gay male say "Ohh, they don't make women like that anymore~ you find one? Then you keep her and you ride her to your grave."

To undertale fans, yes you are still a pedophile even if you age up Chara and Frisk to draw nsfw of them. They are child characters, you saw two characters that are children and your first thought was "Hmm, I'd like to fuck them." It doesn't matter that you aged them up, it matters that they're canonically kids.

Same with Pokémon. Yes, you are a zoophile, it doesn't matter that they're fantasy animals it's matters that they're animals. If you saw that and got turned on then I wouldn't ever trust you around my pets. Not to mention it's a kids show, if kids show characters arouse you then I wouldn't allow you within 20 yards of a school either.

To MLP fans... you know what you are. And if you don't believe then just look at your own fandom on YouTube it's like pedo paradise on there.

If you play video games like Boyfriend to death or yandere games and you draw porn, that's fine. Those characters were literally canonically made to be sexualized grown adult characters in their 30's. Cain from BTD is literally over a hundred years old.

I suppose you could say that I don't just have an issue with people drawing and writing characters as none canon, but adultifying characters often associated with kids is also the world's biggest red flag for me.

If you have a son and you collect Pokémon cards because your son thinks their cool then that's fine, you're a genuine Pokémon fan. But if you're a fan of it for sexual reasons you are not a Pokémon fan, you're a zoophile with a dream.

My opinions are harsh yes, but it's just a rule that I live by. I feel sick whenever people sexualize httyd characters, like wtf is wrong with you? Those are animals and kids. Lock yourself in your house, barricade your doors and never come out.

In terms of outlast trials it only bugs me when people forget that Phyllis is disabled, Coyle has no empathy and Franco is straight. NSFW and Gore is acceptable with fanart for these characters because the video game is literally themed around sex and gore for adults.

I need to see these two boys fight over her and for her like feral street dogs, only to immediately shut up and pretend to be friends when she arrives at the scene so they don't upset her with their arguing.

I want to see this woman try to cook food or sew holes in the big grunts clothes whilst these two cling to her and fall asleep on her.

I wanna see these two just absolutely MASSACRE a group of reagents because they threw a glass bottle at her head and she yelped in pain so they locked the hell in and hunted them reagents down like blood hounds chasing foxes.

I wanna see matriarch Mama Gooseberry and her two loyal guard dog boyfriends.