hoarding stuff

When it was discovered that Zalim (ironically meaning, cruel) was in the company of two very young cubs, those at Ranthambore feared the worst: that, as an adult male, he would kill them. Instead, he surprised naturalists with his “motherly” behavior when he took in his twin daughters following the death of their mother.

At this time, science stated that tigers were only as social as mothers and cubs could go and that tiger fathers rarely interacted with their offspring. Zalim changed that when he was witnessed, month after month, caring for his daughters and teaching them how to hunt. Their relationship eventually ceased when the two girls were shifted to Sariska Tiger Reserve and Zalim went on to father another litter with the then-dominant tigress Sundari, the so-called Lady of the Lakes. When she too mysteriously disappeared, Zalim unsurprisingly took care of their cubs as well.

bonus/proof:

Design-ovember Day 13 - Basilisk

Inktober 2018 - Day 1, Poisonous

So I dug the old family laptop out of our garage and guess what was inside???

A masterpiece

Also Author’s note, take literally everything in here with so many grains of salt, way more stuff than I realised is completely fake

This at least is mostly factually correct, though I’m not sure I’d describe WW2 as “lately”

Hey remember when I said I made stuff up?? This slide is COMPLETELY FAKE and I have no idea why!

Formatting is my passion

There he is!!!!!! The man, the myth, the completely made up legend, it’s JARABOSAURUS ADORANUS. I,,, still don’t know why I invented a totally fake giant spinosaurid?? As far as I can remember I didn’t make any decision like “hehehe I’m going to make up a dinosaur and fool everyone!!!”, I just kinda,,, added it to the presentation with no further thought?

So what I’m saying is Jarabosaurus sprang totally unbidden to my mind, and it possibly a vision from an alternate universe

(A) Wow, I was on top of the Baryonyx/Suchomimus debate at age ten, that’s pretty impressive! (B) Did I just think every North African dinosaur was destroyed in World War 2??? Suchomimus was discovered in 1998

And finally, ending on what is possibly the most factually accurate slide of the lot?? Like this was an actual thing, Siamosaurus was at one point hypothesised to have actually been a fish

"Horse but make it a lizard and give it bat wings and horns"

didnt know how to interpret "make it a lizard" so i wrote lizard and drew an arrow pointing to the horse so people know its a lizard. Also didn't know what bat horns were so I gave it a horned bat nose

"A body like a big cat but completely covered in scales, the head of a crocodile with the horns of an ibex, and the wings of a bat on its back"

On it boss o7, ive mashed all these animals together and threw scales all over it. This the dragon you saw?

"Take a lizard, extend the neck. Add a pair of bat wings to the back. Add horns and sharp teeth."

Seems like we're onto somethin' boss! Though idk how it'd be so fearsome bein such a small thing.

"Big-ass lizard with wings" "big lizard" "Giant lizard" "Big fucking lizard"

don't seem too special?

"Imagine a winged alligator that was 70 feet tall and aware of its existence"

i dont know if this is a dragon but it could definitely be some kind of god

"Dinosaur with wings and horns?"

Dunno which dino you were talkin about so i just picked a random one. Stegosauus :}

"Big snake with legs and horns that can breathe fire"

Ah. Hm.