Lady A: He is in there only to peep on women.

Lady B: Were you there to peep on other women?

Lady A: No.

Lady B: Neither was she.

Lady A: She is a he!

Lady B: Are you a he?

Lady A: No.

Lady B: Neither is she.

Lady A: But he has a penis!

Lady B: Have you seen her penis?

Lady A: Yes!

some of these def apply to all sex workers but I thought I’d focus on stripping for this post

please feel free to add if you are a sex worker and a witch!!

💖 EVERY MONEY SPELL EVER

💖 carving runes/sigils into your work shoes for protection/luck/etc

💖 truly, deeply believing in your “lucky” outfit and its ability to make you $$$ against all odds

💖 enchanting your lipstick/work jewelry/contour pallette with glamours and such

💖 watching the moon cycles carefully and *never* working the full moon

💖 blaming a bad week (or month 😬) on Mercury Retrograde

💖 keeping various talismans in your locker

💖 always carrying a little citrine point in your work purse (or ruby, or quartz, or jade etc etc)

💖 muttering hexes under your breath at customers that piss you off

💖 stirring intent into your pre-work coffee

💖 hot salt baths at 5am to both cleanse your soul and ease your aching body after a difficult shift

✨using jezebel oil to attract wealthy customers

✨working with Santa Muerte to keep you safe because no other saint understands the hustle

✨keeping all $2 bills for offerings and money petitions later