Will

Magna cum laude? Well I cum loudly and you don’t hear everybody celebrating it.

Kind of a milf. So sad she died.

Love putting a guy in a situation. Bonus points if that situation is agonizing.

The road work ahead sign is meaningless to me now. It’s no longer a signal for construction ahead, merely a neuron activator for quoting that one vine.

She call me a baked potato the way I can be topped in many different ways

People make sexy fan art if Matthew Lillard and people also make sexy fan art of William Afton so if I don’t see any sexy fan art of Lillard Afton on my desk by the end of the day I’m going to be very disappointed

It’s so funny to me how crabs evolved to walk sideways. What in their tiny little brain was like “hmmmm walking forward is nice but yknow what would be better????”

Scratching and writhing on the floor in agony, twisting and wrenching my body in my suffering, before I stand up to reveal my transformation into an average white guy.

I would be a generic white guy if it weren’t for the horrors

I, for one, accept our new pornbot invaders. You’re just mad I’m getting more virtual bitches than you.

Life is infinitely more enjoyable if when you hear an aesthetic name that ends with -core (ex. Goblincore) you just imagine it as a core from portal instead.

Cute Vtuber anime animal girl but make it a Neanderthal send post

Day 88 in prison. They’re playing all star by smash mouth again. I wonder if I’ll ever be seen as a good person.

bro let me near your penis i promise i wont try to bite it off again

I have never watched stranger things but I have a question. Why are the monsters D&D monsters. Are the monsters into D&D and they want copy all the sickest creatures? Is Gary gygax just some random guy who encountered all the monsters and just went “haha what if I put you in my little game. Jkjk… Unless?” Someone help me out.

You may be eating microplastics but baby I’m eating MACROplastics