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First things first. If youre just another regular jackoff, fuck right off.

Second thing. All the ladies can stay.

Im Nathan. I lead Dethklok. Here to make everything metal.

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realnathanexplosion

I am back. Unfortunately. No I wont be answering any questions

guitargod-skwigelf

Goods to sees you.

realnathanexplosion

Since when do you say stuff like that

guitargod-skwigelf

Fucks off, then, if dat ams what you wants me to say.

realnathanexplosion

I mean. Thats what Im used to. Fuck you too

realnathanexplosion

I am back. Unfortunately. No I wont be answering any questions

guitargod-skwigelf

Goods to sees you.

realnathanexplosion

Since when do you say stuff like that

#// <3

realnathanexplosion

I am back. Unfortunately. No I wont be answering any questions

richardknubbler

Hi, Nathan :)

realnathanexplosion

Hey man whats up

richardknubbler

Okay so basically all you've missed is that there's someone dressed like a klokateer who wants to kill me but Charles is handling it.

realnathanexplosion

What. I am too drunk for this

realnathanexplosion

I am back. Unfortunately. No I wont be answering any questions

richardknubbler

Hi, Nathan :)

realnathanexplosion

Hey man whats up

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I am back. Unfortunately. No I wont be answering any questions

#nathan_exploding #👋#it's been a while

realnathanexplosion

ouuu im gonna do it again. im spreading my diseases . im festering. im poking at you like you're a lab rat. im making various unpleasant noises at you.

coochie c🙂oochie coo😁

Watch your fucking back tonight. Keep one eye open when youre sleeping. I have the power of god and death metal on my side

rxccoonboo2

ouhhg im watching im watching my back so good.

^ THAT is who you're up against. i know you've never seen such peak male form before. i dont remember what sounds rabbits make

realnathanexplosion

I could stomp on you until you turn into a small brown stain on the floor

rxccoonboo2

nuh uh 😁 im fast and slippery

i am absolutely fucking LATHERED in oil. im DRIPPING. SOPPINg. oh and underground. my name is grub and i live in the soil

realnathanexplosion

Its gonna happen. Im going to shoot you until you go limp and then Ill stomp on your corpse

..Damn that would make a good song

rxccoonboo2

im all little and furry and fast you'll never find me in the forest. you're really gonna chase a rabbit through the woods? not great publicity if you ask me

realnathanexplosion

Do I look like I give a fuck

realnathanexplosion

ouuu im gonna do it again. im spreading my diseases . im festering. im poking at you like you're a lab rat. im making various unpleasant noises at you.

coochie c🙂oochie coo😁

Watch your fucking back tonight. Keep one eye open when youre sleeping. I have the power of god and death metal on my side

rxccoonboo2

ouhhg im watching im watching my back so good.

^ THAT is who you're up against. i know you've never seen such peak male form before. i dont remember what sounds rabbits make

realnathanexplosion

I could stomp on you until you turn into a small brown stain on the floor

rxccoonboo2

nuh uh 😁 im fast and slippery

i am absolutely fucking LATHERED in oil. im DRIPPING. SOPPINg. oh and underground. my name is grub and i live in the soil

realnathanexplosion

Its gonna happen. Im going to shoot you until you go limp and then Ill stomp on your corpse

..Damn that would make a good song

realnathanexplosion

ouuu im gonna do it again. im spreading my diseases . im festering. im poking at you like you're a lab rat. im making various unpleasant noises at you.

coochie c🙂oochie coo😁

Watch your fucking back tonight. Keep one eye open when youre sleeping. I have the power of god and death metal on my side

rxccoonboo2

ouhhg im watching im watching my back so good.

^ THAT is who you're up against. i know you've never seen such peak male form before. i dont remember what sounds rabbits make

realnathanexplosion

I could stomp on you until you turn into a small brown stain on the floor

ouuu im gonna do it again. im spreading my diseases . im festering. im poking at you like you're a lab rat. im making various unpleasant noises at you.

coochie c🙂oochie coo😁

Watch your fucking back tonight. Keep one eye open when youre sleeping. I have the power of god and death metal on my side

#that is a reference. thank you #nathan_exploding

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you can shoot me as many times as you want. as long as its over 57. assuming you have the ammo for it

coochie coochie c

STOP.

#nathan_exploding

ouhhgg im coochie coochie cooing you. im doing it right now. shoot me 57 times and i'll stop

Make that 570 times. Stop that right fucking now

#nathan_exploding

coochie coochie coo

Do NOT coochie coochie coo me you fucking creep

#nathan_exploding

wherés the ffuxk7ny uh coochie coochie coo charles being gay gif

you ☝️ are a queer

That was all Charles being gay. Dickhead

#nathan_exploding

realnathanexplosion

[ hands Nathan a bowl of cereal]

I dont really like milk but alright

blood0squirt

Take it

And whatever swkigaar tells you, its a lie

realnathanexplosion

:-( What the fuck did you put in it

blood0squirt

I AINT PUT SHIT IT GANG

I PUT TGAT ON THE DEAD POSSUM SWKIGAAR ATE

realnathanexplosion

He did what now....

blood0squirt

Ate a dead possum

Idk why. I gave it to him as a birthday gift and he ate it.

realnathanexplosion

Actually Im not even surprised TBH

blood0squirt

I have a picture of it

realnathanexplosion

Fuck off

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realnathanexplosion

[ hands Nathan a bowl of cereal]

I dont really like milk but alright

blood0squirt

Take it

And whatever swkigaar tells you, its a lie

realnathanexplosion

:-( What the fuck did you put in it