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So is this a reference to something or are we just throwing whatever sentence into whatever mid-2000s yaoi with no rhyme or reason

girl relax you can’t know everything

simpler times...

I’m at a wealthy middle-aged christmas party with my best friend a woman came up to me and said “you have to try the gouda” and I said “is it firm?” and she said “yes I wouldn’t have anything less” and we both threw our heads back and laughed and I’m still not sure why

someone: who is your favorite susan anthony? me: B.

*upbeat movie trailer music playing* macbeth was just your average every day war general, until one day, three wacky witches told him he was destined to be king. now he’s about to find out, that being king, isn’t everything it’s cracked up to be

hey i have hiccups can someone scare me

……you can go now

It’s so hard doing a deep clean of my room cause I keep coming across old sentimental things I’ve kept and then I start reminiscing about it and as soon as I stop and move on I find another thing