Petite Mort

shout out to reality tv producers for being literally fucking geniuses at film theory

whats it called when shes telling u about her day and u cant stop smiling

appendicitis

I wish I didn’t need drugs or alcohol just to be a nice person.

AMEN

My heart busts a nut every time someone tells me they saw something and thought of me

making friends is all that matters! being nice is all that fucking matters!

i dont mean this in some weenie way i mean this with my fucking fists up

oh my god I can’t stop crying

From a strictly marketing standpoint. This is the best ad of all time. Like…well fucking done Google.

I’m not crying you’re crying

so ready for 2018. let’s do this.

WHAT FHR FUCK HAPPENRD TO THIS POST

21st Century AU fic where the founding fathers write the Declaration of Independence using Google Docs

“You guys! Stop deleting everything I write!”

“Unalienable!” “Inalienable!”

I’M LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC

“SO HELP ME I WILL LOCK THIS DOCUMENT IF YOU DON"T STOP CHANGING THE FONT SIZE JOHN HANCOCK!!!”

“STOP HIGHLIGHTING EVERYTHING!” “WHO DELETED THE ENTIRE FUCKING DOCUMENT!”

“FOR THE LAST TIME, WE ARE NOT DECLARING OUR INDEPENDENCE IN COMIC SANS”

“GOUVERNUER MORRIS WILL YOU PLEASE STOP ADDING ‘IN BED’ AFTER EVERY LINE”

ladyhistory

This is a thing of beauty.

I-I found it???? The post???? The post™

this is the 2016 apology post. reblog in 45 seconds and 2016 will apologize to you in the form of money.