real fandom imagines

Gym Mafia. Sure... But when he’s not traveling the world, he’s always in the gym with his muscle buddies. 

And that trainer of his… Is he just thirsty for attention or for your boyfriend? Either way, he better back off.

Pronto.

Your instagram comment section is full of hate and ridicule. Does your new haircut really look that bad?

Fans make fan blogs about you, even though your social media is now locked (see above) and you’ve never given an interview

Every time you’re on a date with him, you have to pause your conversation because a fan comes up for a…

chat

autograph

photo

all the above

Also, they ask you to take the pic.

Talk about setting a romantic mood when all you’re getting are disbelieving side-eyes. 

His fans also love to analyze pictures of you and Seb in public. 

You’re not glancing his way in one candid at the park. Cue the comments: 

“They must’ve been fighting.”

“They were never dating in the first place. Seb is clearly in love with Chris, duh.”

“[Y/N] doesn’t really love him. I’m a body language expert and the way they’re angling away from him indicates a lack of interest. [Y/N] just loves the fame/the money/the idea of him.”

Though it may look hot that he’s always licking his lips… in reality, it makes them super chapped. Not that great to kiss. Unless you’re into that sorta thing. 

Endless press tours and conventions. You’ve heard Seb tell the same story five times now, and it wasn’t all that funny in the first place. 

We get it. He’s working a deal with KY Jelly to become their brand ambassador. It would be convenient… But if the company hasn’t responded after the fifth time… it’s really time to try a different joke!

You should seriously talk to him about it. 

It’s awkward.

You get to meet his famous friends and colleagues… who never seem to remember your name. Don’t meet your heroes, I guess?

You’ll get free makeup from Anastasia Beverly Hills (god-parent privilege). The highlighters. The brow supplies. Gorgeous palettes. Ok. That might be worth all the drama above. 

Tony started prepping for Christmas at the stroke of midnight on December 1st. Every communal room was transformed into ostentatious Christmas colors. Jingles and carols boomed through the speakers throughout the whole tower. Every day. At one point Santa Claus even came by to make sure everyone would make his ‘nice list’. 

It was… an experience. 

December 12th an intervention took place. Natasha led the mutiny. Tony had to be cut off. There was such a thing as too much… 

December 25th couldn’t come soon enough. Sam was hosting the party, since he was the only one who didn’t rely on Tony Stark for housing in New York, and he’d been busying himself with it on the fly.

You’re undercover on a mission when you suddenly get hounded by carol singers, officially inviting you to the exclusive party. 

Though they’re quick to remind you that it would have been an even better party if it’d been organized by the master planner Tony Stark etc… Anyway, your cover’s blown, and Nick Fury is not amused.

It’s not a real Avengers gathering if Steve and Tony don’t get into a… dare we say Civil War over how to properly roast and cut the turkey. No matter whose side you were on, the turkey did not approve. 

Clint, Sam and Thor have a competition for the ugliest Christmas sweater, and somehow you get roped in as a judge… They all try to bribe you… 

Sam offers to give you a ride you’ll never forget… with the suit sometime. Get your mind out of the gutter. This is PG13.

Thor casually mentions a trip to Asgard. 

Clint happily states he’ll buy you a beer next week (he ain’t winning the competition). 

Thor brings some of his Asgardian mead… and you see a new side to Wanda. She’s an emotional and touchy drunk. She really wants to kiss with everyone she loves, and you’re more than willing to provide the mistletoe. It’s great entertainment, ok?!

Steve, Natasha and Bucky are seated around the coffee table with big mugs filled with hot chocolate… looking studiously at the board game in front of them. 

Ok, it’s mostly Steve who is looking studiously at the board game. 

Natasha’s thinking: “board game or bored game?” 

Bucky’s winning. Bucky’s cheating. Everyone knows.

Steve is not amused. Natasha is. Finally. Drama. Again. 

Bruce and Tony decide to rearrange Sam’s Christmas tree. It’s not Feng Shui. And Bruce needs it to be Feng Shui. (You secretly agree that Bruce’s tastes are better, though in the Christmas spirit you decide not to mention it.)

Of course some lame villain *cough* Loki *cough* interrupts the celebrations. Someone was feeling a lil’ left out. Here’s looking at you Thor. Everyone acts like it was no big deal… but uhmmm, you nearly got murdered here? What the hell? That Loki is one petty dude.

Oh, we’re missing Vision. What a loss. He’s not really a party person, anyway.

@txhohood replied to your post “Imagine dating Bucky Barnes...”

this is too real omg

He never smiles. That gif is a lie. 

Everyone wants him dead, so you can kiss date night goodbye. 

Whenever he’s not on the run, his overly protective “best friend” is always around. 

You know, like the song.

Yeah that metal arm sounds sexy now, but just wait until it’s winter and he’s next to you in bed.

There’s at least ten words you have to erase from your vocabulary, because any small slip can send him into a homicidal state. It can get a little stressful.

He claims he doesn’t remember anything about his past, but to you it just sounds like a convenient excuse.

Especially when he starts saying things like: “I had to do the laundry today? Oh shit, you know... memory problems. Guess also for short term!”

Bucky’s mood swings will give you whiplash, going from flirtatious and talkative to defunct and gloomy in under thirty seconds. Whiplash. 

Also, and we’re sorry to break this to you, but he’d rather be in cryo than deal with the world. 

Or himself. 

Or you. 

He’s never home. (The aliens invaded the earth again, so you better reschedule that dinner with your parents.)

"Sorry honey I have to go, Bucky's missing/arrested/on a murder spree/fine I just want to see him." 

Every. Week. 

You have to put up with his weird friends which includes waaaay too many ex-murderers.

You will end up getting kidnapped by some evil scientist in a mad scheme to get to Steve.

US Weekly finds out about your relationship after five months and now the paparazzi won’t stop following you.

He never gets your super funny pop culture jokes. When is he finally gonna catch up on Game of Thrones?!

“What’s a meme again?”

You wanna show off his hot bod to all of your friends, but when you go to a party, all he does is stand in a corner. No bumping and grinding on the dancefloor. 

He means well, but the boy can’t even fry an egg. Back in his day, the most he did was boil potatoes. So his main skill in the kitchen is overcooking anything. Bon appétit. 

He will complain to customers service about the smallest things. The bananas aren’t in the right aisle. Or he’s been on hold for twenty minutes trying to reach Verizon. Anything... for justice. You just want your quiet evening with Ben & Jerry’s.