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Just another day with my friend aka twisted sister Olivia!

Featuring the cutest pup in all the land- Luna the dog.

Don't forget the songs that made you cry and the ones that saved your life. 

There is a Rumplestiltskin horror movie. Do people know about this? I'm not sure they do--lets just do this real quick: 

I got started on horror movies at a very young age. The fairy tale reference, obviously, makes this piece very appealing for little children. I have no doubt the producers were piggy backing off the success of The Leprechaun, which came out in ‘93, just a couple years before the release of Rumplestiltskin in ‘95. 

Everyone knows most teens are actually adults in their 20s, so don’t get worked up about semantics when I say my roommate is a Teen Witch. She’s a master of intimidation, expertly punctuating her arguments with rhythmic leans and fierce lines like “I’M HOT, AND YOU’RE NOT.” Clearly I never stood a chance… until now.  

Here it is, the secret muse to more than half the crap that comes out her face. I can’t believe I’ve been in the dark this whole time. There is truly nothing sweeter than finally getting the reference. 

“it’s really ignorant to assume gangs don’t contribute to society in positive manners” - spotted in the City College women’s restroom 

Restroom graffiti is often entertaining but rarely thoughtful, what an exceptional gift it is to find discourse one can really get down with. There are so many things to explore, first off: Am I Ignorant? In my limited perspective, I would assume that gangs do not contribute positively to society. Through google I found only one article supporting the positive gang narrative, an inflammatory opinion piece that just so happens to be written by a former gang member. Behold:

INCEST is having a moment right now ya’ll. I am sure George RR Martin has his reasons for the MANY incestuous relationships featured on Game of Thrones (I do not need to know these reasons, keep your trauma to yourself George!) So how should the public navigate their feelings about all this incest? Are we for it? Are we against it? Is it ok sometimes, like maybe if both parties are super hot with great on-screen chemistry? I think its important we reflect back on certain incest milestones of pop culture past, because guess what, Americans love incest. We DEMANDED IT from what may be the purest TV family the world has ever known, The Brady Bunch. Greg and Marcia were written into a “romantic encounter” based on fan feedback. Nice work AMERICA. 

The description on the youtube page for the above video is hilariously defensive: “I may get hate for this, as will my other video, but I don't care! :P Greg and Marcia aren’t technically related (only by their parents’ marriage) plus their families combined when they were at least twelve years old. So they could have never really seen each other as siblings anyway.”