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blueratroyalty

What a gentleman

mitski-miyawakis

that dog’s tail went on a journey

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virare

the best part about being in your 20’s is slowly caring less and less about what people think of you and surrounding yourself with good people

the worst is that I’m broke

succubusboyfriend

replacing curses in sentences with harmless words like heck and then sometimes even censoring heck to “h*ck” is a good meme but an even better one would be, like, censoring the wrong word in a sentence entirely. example:

go fuck yours*lf

sistertaxon

mama

sistertaxon

just killed a man

sistertaxon

put a gun against his head

sistertaxon

pulled my trigger now he’s dead

sistertaxon

and mama

sistertaxon

life had just begun

sistertaxon

but now i’ve gone and thrown it all away

sistertaxon

AND MAMA

sistertaxon

One broken heart after another :( Race your heart out sweet boy, sorry I couldn't stick around long enough to keep you. I'm rooting for you.

#thoroughbred #racehorse #golden exchange #my heart

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Me: I just got stabbed I'm bleeding everywhere call an ambulance

Guy: Awh :( that sucks! I wish I could be there to cuddle with you

thehappyvet

Guess what?! There is a miracle cure for parvovirus but it’s not what youtube and natural health bloggers would have you believe. It’s not feeding them charcoal, colloidial silver, homeopathic vaccines, capsules full of faeces from a dog that currently has parvo, oregano, garlic… not even a raw food diet.

It’s vaccinating your fucking puppy.

thehappyvet

Reblogging since we’ve euthanased at least 20 dogs in the last two weeks due to a positive parvo test 😭😭😭 please vaccinate your puppies!!

musicalhell

Wait, are you telling me the anti-vax crowd has moved on to pets now? What are they afraid of, a rise of feline autism?

nails-the-tabaxi

Antivaxers are literally the stupidest group of people possible, so they probably are.

readysetjump95

Yes vaccinate your pets people. Please also understand that a virus has an incredible ability to mutate and the vaccines are never 100% and should your pup still get parvo despite the vaccine do not home treat. Unless you have fluids, iv lines, catheters, a whole Fucking veterinary team at home you have no business toying with your animal's life.

actuates

sometimes I get so angry with myself for allowing my feelings to fester up, grow like twisted vines. because I swore I’d be independent, swore I’d keep away from temptation, but here I am, once more, dabbling in the art of feeling just a little too much.

Feeling. |(Morsus Engel)| (via actuates)

dakotaaaa

my youngest sister was trying to express that someone died with her limited child vocabulary and what she finally said was “his ghost fell out”

its been fucking me up all week

katswenski

starwarsgraphictee

WOW. Lmao

chaston96

All of that bullshit for this one gif are you kidding me

pizzaotter

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h0odrich

it’s a beautiful feeling when certain people have absolutely no way of contacting you

sighborgs

discourse topic of the night: mini m&ms are objectively better than normal m&ms.

theorydictatespractice-deactiva

swindlez-deactivated20170530

No ones gonna help you but yourself.

me, inside: *wants to die*, *thinks everyone hates me*, *isolates self to make it easier when people leave*

friend: how are you?

me, outside: fine!!:):):) y'all I'm fine:) good:) GREAT:)

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nellyben

I like how everybody is paired off haha

larssonadam

#this looks more like an awkward sixth grade slow dance than it does hockey

itsacpsideblog

I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHY THIS HAPPENS. You see this all the time when there’s a fight or a scrum and suddenly everyone pairs up with a member of the opposite team and they just sort of …hold each other.

Someone on reddit asked about it. And it turns out there’s a logical-ish reason:

all of the other players pair off with their man to prevent anyone else entering into the fight … so it’s a form of self policing.

[…] The players basically want to prevent 2 on 1, etc. fights and by finding a “hugging” partner so there’s no ganging up on one guy, even on accident. They do it because it’s fair. And it’s kind of cute sometimes.

so now we know! it’s fair…and cute.

animentality

Aw best part is no ones left out at this dance

castiel--for--king

legotheeggo

dreamyfarofflooknosestuckinabook

“We found love in a hopeless place”

landofjules

I will fight with anyone about anything right now. Go

loveislifedivine

THE SOFT ICED COOKIES WITH SPRINKLES FROM THE GROCERY STORE ARE DISGUSTING

landofjules

WHY DO WE ALWAYS END UP AT THIS DISCUSSION

eq-uitation

I hate chocolate

loveislifedivine

@landofjules we can gang up on her ^^^ @eq-uitation YOU ARE CRAZY. C-R-A-Z-Y

landofjules

So we are settling our differences about the cookies to come together to defeat this evil that is Anna? I’m about it. I am LITERALLY eating dark chocolate morsels right now, u nut

azjumper

noooooo dark chocolate is The Worst

eq-uitation

Only chocolate you’ll catch this chick eating is the chocolate chips in my mint chocolate chip ice cream 🍦

readysetjump95

Chocolate is gross Everything is gross I have issues with my stomach 😓

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