You: hillbillies
Me, an intellectual: Mountainous Williams
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Cosmic Funnies
TVSTRANGERTHINGS

@theartofmadeline

ellievsbear
KIROKAZE

tannertan36

çĽćĽ / Permanent Vacation

titsay

Origami Around
Peter Solarz
Game of Thrones Daily
d e v o n

oozey mess
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
art blog(derogatory)
trying on a metaphor
Claire Keane

seen from TĂźrkiye
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from Spain

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from Japan
seen from China

seen from Ireland

seen from Germany

seen from Malaysia
seen from Malaysia

seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from TĂźrkiye

seen from United States
seen from Germany
@readwritejulia
You: hillbillies
Me, an intellectual: Mountainous Williams

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
i was talking to my cousin yesterday and he was talking about an accidental mistake he was dealing with, and proceeded to describe it as, âi picked a whole fuckinâ bouquet of whoopsie-daisiesâ and tbh iâm still thinking about it
i hate british ppl for saying âmaths.â theres only one math, the human math
Predictable
FF. net
Pairing: Pansy Parkinson x Fred WeasleyÂ
The doorbell to Weasley Wizard Wheezes chimed, but Fred paid it no attention. The door to his and Georgeâs shop was a never-ending parade of chimes and if he were to crane his neck and greet every single customer that stepped through that door he would have no time for anything else. Instead, Fred resumed his attention to the stack of âDaydream Charmsâ he was arranging.
The war had been horrible, but despite the aftermath, Fred and George were as determinedâ if not moreâ to put a smile on peopleâs faces after it as they had been during. It was why George laughed and joked about his missing ear when the children came in and pointed towards it, and it was why Fred could deal with his limp after having had a whole bloody wall fall on him. There was no one too small or big for the Weasley twins, everyone were welcome to share in the laughter. Well ⌠nearly everyone.
Fred startled when he saw her dark, raven hair pass him by in the store. It was longer than he remembered it being from Hogwarts, and even from the Battle. The Battle where sheâd tried to hand Harry over to Voldemort âŚ
Immediately, Fred felt hostile feelings arise within, urging him to kick the witch out and scream at her to never come back, but a tiny voice told him not to cause a scene. After all, that had been years ago, and if Percy had changed why couldnât Pansy Parkinsonâ
Oh, forget it.
âOy, Parkinson!â
There were a few stares but people were quick to look away. Pansy, however, wasnât.
Slowly, much slower than heâd expected, she turned her head and looked at him. There was a curl building in her lip, but she appeared to be fighting it, her Pureblood upbringing no doubt to credit for the restrain. Fred observed though, that her eyebrow arched impressively high in an elegant fashion. Again, her upbringing.
While part of Fred pondered curiously on this aspect of the witch in front of him, going as far as to compare her to Ginny, and even Hermione, who both would have taken to physical violence by now if theyâd ever been spoken to in that way by him, Pansy had taken a few steps towards Fred, her arms crossed and her eyebrow still as deadly sharp as before. But she was silent. Having not really planned further than this, Fred fumbled slightly for words, and before his improvisation skills had time to kick in Pansy was standing on her stiletto clad feet, looking him straight in the eyes with her icy gaze.
âYes?â She asked, waiting for him to provide a reason for his rude greeting.
Fredâs mind cleared and thoughts from before were thrown away as the former Slytherin proceeded to watch him challengingly, daring him to throw her out. It was his bloody establishment! Why shouldnât he be able to throw whomever he wanted out? Then again, perhaps it would be more fun not to meet her expectations. No one ever called the Weasley twins predictable, and with good reason.
Fred plastered on his most fake and professional smile, reserved only for investors with nasty personalities, and Ron. âMiss Parkinson,â he said whilst making a tiny bow, âWhat a pleasure it is to have you here. Say, I donât believe weâve had the fortune to ever meet properly. Iâm Fred Weasley.â
His outstretched hand was predictably ignored. âI know who you are, Weasley. Enough with the pretense,â said Pansy and made to walk away from him. âIf you donât mind, I have a minor business to attend to here and I wish to leave as soon as possible.â
That makes two of us, thought Fred and offered to help her find what she was looking for. The sooner she finds it, the sooner she leaves.
Pansy looked him up and down, her eyes seemingly burning through his robes and through to his agenda. She knew what he was up to and she knew the reason behind it. And yet ⌠she accepted his offered arm.
âJust donât trip and make me look like a fool,â she said.
Fred couldnât fight the grin building on his lips. It was a rare person to comment on a manâs limp with such disregard, but when youâd lived with the looks of pity Fred had had to endure the past few years, such a person was a fresh breeze.
Fresh breeze ⌠Never had he ever thought heâd consider Pansy Parkinson a fresh breeze. Guess he wasnât the only unpredictable one.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
just gonna say this: if someone has social anxiety and they ask you something akin to âare you mad at meâ or âdo you hate meâ, it isnât because they donât trust you, itâs because their brain literally tells them that all the time
itâs not a personal slight, itâs insecurity caused by mental illness
thanks
TAKE NOTE.
if a british person is named shaggy does it kinda feel like being named fucky?
The first time I watched Scooby Doo I was distraught
thatâs what I wanted to hear
Haha, he gets embarrassed so easily đ
I expect Ilvermorny house merch now.
Alignments of Hogwarts/Ilvermorny houses
The connections between classical elements/spiritual elements and virtues/paths is too much to miss

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
Hufflepuff/Horned Serpent
(requested by @roomforblue)
I have never related so much to spaghetti in a folder
THINK ABOUT HOW MANY PUPPIES WILL GET TO EXPERIENCE SNOW FOR THE FIRST TIME THIS WINTER. PUPPIES. CONFUSED ABOUT WHY THEIR FEET ARE COLD. CONFUSED ABOUT THIS FLUFFY STUFF. GOTTA BITE IT. GOTTA ROLL IN IT.
Newt Scamander represents everything right in the world â¤
oh god heâs precious

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
this âbon appetitâ meme has turned into some sort of bizarre telephone game where each incarnation sounds more and more different than the original. in what way does âbon appetitâ sound like âosteoporosisâ
i donât know but itâs cracking me up every time i even think about it
guys guys guys
âosteoporosisâ is a disease in which bone mass decreases
so they mean fucking
âBone Atrophyâ
???? ???
He fucking died for that tea bro