Gingerfication

sir could you just calm down for a second

botw really said "well, the main goal is to eventually save the world but if you're not into that we threw in a bunch of mundane shit for you"

i hate when a uquiz is like, pick a thing i hate. like ??? pick by WHAT parameters? which i also hate?? which i like the best?? WHICH IS IT. i can’t believe you would just risk the accuracy of this otherwise highly scientific quiz like that

A psionic cleric whose weapons are thoughts and prayers.

parasocial relationships but you consider the celebrity to be your mortal enemy

Look at what you did, you gave a dog an existential crisis 

THE LONG, FORLORN STARE OUT OF THE WINDOW AT THE WATER IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWED BY THE “HELP” SENT ME

the google emojis are pretty hit and miss but i can't talk any shit about its dagger emoji that one slaps

the google dagger emoji was found in a troll cave by a hobbit and twelve dwarves.