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violet: he’s probably thinking about other girls

xaden: I need to figure out a way to attach the tiny dragon to the big dragon

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Fourth Wing Characters as Shitposts:

Violet:

Xaden:

Everyone Who Knows™️ @ Xaden:

Drake:

Mira:

Iron Squad:

Sloane @ Dain:

Brennan and Naolin probably:

#so funny #fourth wing

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finally finished book 3 🖤

#omg cute #onyx storm #xaden riorson #violet sorrengail #fourth wing #xaden and violet

WHAT is Mira hiding?? Something plot related obviously. Couldn't help but notice that the falling out with the grandparents came once Violet was old enough for her hair to be pulled back... Old enough for the silver to have started?!!?!??? Mayhaps?!??

#the plot is plotting #and i am stressing #fourth wing #onyx storm #reading onyx storm #violet sorrengail #commentary 97/?

Xaden has gone from subtly proposing to Violet to straight up announcing they're married.

Meanwhile, Tairn: "Are congratulations or commiserations in order?"

#proposal #5 #xaden has got game #fourth wing #xaden riorson #violet and xaden #tairneanach #reading onyx storm #onyx storm #commentary 96/?

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"We could really use Dain right about now," I whisper.

"I could live the rest of my life without ever hearing you say that again," Xaden replies.

#fourth wing #xaden riorson #violet and xaden #fucking love him #onyx storm #reading onyx storm #commentary 95/?

"What could be so fucking important that you're trying to ruin my one evening?" Xaden snaps.

"King Courtlyn has decided to keep Halden."

"Too fucking bad for Halden." Xaden shrugs.

I am DEAD.

#a comedy #so funny #fucking Halden #fourth wing #xaden riorson #onyx storm #reading onyx storm #commentary 94/?

"There's no magic here."

#I'm so happy for them #fourth wing #xaden riorson #violet and xaden #reading onyx storm #onyx storm #fucking finally #commentary 93/?

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When Xaden's dramatic ass walks into formation right as they're reading his name off the death roll.

#lol #fourth wing memes #xaden riorson #fourth wing

Xaden: "Everyone assumes she'll wind up with you, but it's my last name she ends up wearing on her flight jacket in formation."

Dain: "But we don't have last names on our flight jackets."

Xaden: "And yet you get the fucking point."

The only person laughing more than Mira in this scene was me.

#violet he's proposed like 3 times so far #eventually you're gonna have to give him an answer #or make him ask directly #i literally died this was so funny #fourth wing #xaden riorson #violet and xaden #onyx storm #reading onyx storm #mira sorrengail #commentary 92/?

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Xaden 🤝 Violet eyefucking in public.

Mira: I swear to god I will die right here.

#the sister is suffering #fourth wing #violet and xaden #reading onyx storm #onyx storm #commentary 91/?

This book is a damn comedy 😂

RIP Grady you will not be missed.

*1 page later*

Oh DAMN girl you too huh?

#fucking hilarious #fourth wing #a comedy #onyx storm #reading onyx storm #commentary 90/?

"I am as the night."

- Dragon Daddy Tairn

#fourth wing #tairneanach #i love him #reading onyx storm #onyx storm #commentary 89/?

That moment when "you'll be the death of me" goes from being a cute sentiment to a possibly tragic foretelling.

#yo im scared #the genre demands a happy ending but im scared #fourth wing #xaden riorson #violet and xaden #onyx storm #reading onyx storm #commentary 88/?

"Insulting you isn't against the code of conduct. I checked."

Xaden fucking Riorson everyone.

#im in love with him #fourth wing #xaden riorson #onyx storm #reading onyx storm #commentary 87/?

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Now it's PROFESSOR Riorson, huh?

Xaden's just out here collecting all the sexy titles isn't he?

#xaden riorson #professor riorson #duke riorson #fourth wing #onyx storm #reading onyx storm #commentary 86/?

The idea that Melgren is hoping for a baby from Xaden and Violet is both disgusting and hilarious.

Melgren: I hate them both so much.

Melgren: I wonder if it will be a boy or a girl 😍

#fourth wing #violet and xaden #i amuse myself #onyx storm #reading onyx storm #commentary 85/?

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