NO WAR!

i deactivated my twitter and my thoughts and speech instantly got less violent and evil

Brooo. At the zoo and someone let all the little tiny bugs and the wasps and bees and ants out of their cages and the birds and pigeons and the butterflies and the bats if it was nighttime and the sewer rats

you put me at an event where there's gender segregation, i will not be involved. I do not care for it. At a place of worship, if I'm a guest. Otherwise i might just leave

Why's Elvis Costello always standing like he asked the camera to go to the dance with him? Stop being demure you waifish freak

jerking off directly into work urinals one at a time

don't get dick ratings. If you don't have anything nice to say, etc.

whats with people having really long intricate tags for queued posts? Why even queue posts?

you don't get to know my schemes anymore

regardless of content, you could not pay me to play a game called The Coffin of Adam and Ley ley

probably the first person on earth to get into Jets to Brazil in their late 20s

float like a butterfly stink like a bee

living in sexual harmony with my neighbours and community <3