I Don't Want To Push You To The Front of the Line.

i’m a good person i don’t deserve to be mistaken for a heterosexual

If u ever wanna hit on me pls be obvious I am stupid.

Generous of them to imagine people think on here

sticking one of those lil stickers from fruit on someone is a love language

I can’t believe he got half the cast of Oblivion in one video.

how come you only become aware of how tipsy you are in bathrooms

iconic post

the “ive had enough of this dude” meme but its tom brady

I love how this post implies that the pharmacist is just used to you by now

The hands. The Home Depot spackling tools. The RAW taco seasoning. I’m....

...eat hot chip, and lie.

people don’t only have gay/bi headcanons for the purpose of shipping… sometimes you just look at a character and go ‘yeah that is not a heterosexual’. it’s just about. vibes. it’s about what’s in your heart.

yeah libraries are cool but have you ever found a library with a secret doorway disguised as a bookshelf that leads to a smaller, hidden library filled with ancient books full of mysteries and forgotten knowledge? me neither and i'm sad about it

And the words of the prophets were written on the subway walls