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Unleash the Sexy Beasts!

It’s time. No, we’re not here to celebrate the incoming season. Sorry, fellow Fall Lovers. We’ll have that party later. When it isn’t 100* F on my back porch. In the shade. On an overcast day. I’m sooo not exaggerating. That’s been my week and it SUCKS when paired with smoke from the half-dozen fires ringing the Central Valley. But enough whining about weather. We’re here  to reunite with those…

Life typically comes at you fast. Some find it hard to adapt when Murphy’s Law takes over and rules the land for far too damn long. Others just keep swimming, despite the hell raining down around them. Then 2017 happened. People I’ve come to rely on as solid rocks in the stormy seas are crumbling. Others showed their true colors and were written off because no one has time to coddle Nazis or…

The Vampires are Back in Town

Things on my end haven’t been exactly smooth lately. Numerous problems arose, putting pretty much all of my books on the back burner. Except the shitty one. Of course. Because that’s how my life has rolled from the get-go. Life is like a murderous not-clown-thing. Starting last week, that’s changing. I’m in the process of re-editing In Too Deep. As I go, I’ll drop a couple chapters over on my…

Kicking My Ass In Gear

Life’s been shit. Anyone within the bubble of my reality has known this for a few years now. For me, the depth of the excrement around me wasn’t truly clear until Christmas vacation. And my extended vacation. And then the extra week I took off because there was no point attempting anything creative when the family wouldn’t allow me to focus. Not to mention the world losing Carrie Fisher and…

Liar, Liar, Corset on Fire

It’s a book birthday! After much laboring, Sandra Bischoff has birthed a bouncing baby YA book. Keep an eye out after the excerpt for a special release-week deal from the author! Drakkar ~ Beyond the Lie Book three Dark Order of the Dragon Series Drakkar Dragoni, the only son of Princess Absinthe Dragoni, always believes what his mother tells him. Humans are nothing more than cattle bred to…

It’s Not Just in My Head

This was originally going to be an episode for Professional Bitching, but seeing as Santa hasn’t brought my new microphone yet, and this is bound to be incredibly painful emotionally, I’ve opted to scribble until my fingers cramp. Because, maybe then I’ll feel vindicated in some tiny, insignificant way. Something’s gotta give before I check myself into a mental care facility, and it’s getting to…

I’ve waited a while for Sandra Bischoff to reveal the cover for Drakkar ~ Beyond the Lie, which is book three in her Dark Order of the Dragon Series—Paranormal / Fantasy with ties to Camelot, vampires, and other night-stalking creatures. Drakkar Dragoni, the only son of Princess Absinthe Dragoni, always believed what his mother told him. Humans were nothing more than cattle, raised to nourish…

We’re a bunch of miserable motherfuckers. How much of our day is spent fuming because of politics, religion, he/she said bullshit, etc.? How much of that shit actually impacts the progress of your day? Will that politician’s tweet mean you can’t log into your work computer this morning? Does your friend’s failing relationship keep you from taking your daughter to karate class? So what if a C-list…

Dark Order Blog Tour: JA Culican

It’s the final day of the Dark Order Blog Tour. We’re wrapping things up with JA Culican. JA Culican Website: www.jaculican.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/jaculican/ Twitter: @jaculican Amazon Link: https://amzn.com/B01FYL5BD0   Blurb: A mystical calling. On his 18th birthday, Cole’s learns that he is a dragon fated to save all that was deemed true. Destiny. Cole’s life spirals into an…

Dark Order Book Tour: L. Lombard

Today the Dark Order Book Tour introduces us to L. Lombard. Ebo Website: http://llombard.weebly.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ebo.lombard Twitter: @LLombard4 Amazon Link: http://bit.ly/Ebo_Lombard         Blurb: Josephine remains unaware of the powers that observe her. The fragmented memories and strange premonitions become stronger every day, and the sense of something missing and…

Dark Order Blog Tour: Martina McAtee

Say hello to today’s guest from the Dark Order Blog Tour, Martina McAtee. Don’t miss the chance to snag one of her books for free this week. Details below. Author Bio: Martina McAtee lives in Jupiter, Florida with her teenage daughters, her best friend, two attack Chihuahua’s and two shady looking cats. By day she is a registered nurse but by night she writes young adult books about reapers,…

Dark Order Blog Tour: Lora Palmer

Today the Dark Order Blog Tour introduces us to Young Adult author, Lora Palmer. ABOUT THE MIRRORMASTERS: Leah Ellis never knew why she was found abandoned on the beach at two years old. Content with her adoptive family and small town life, she hadn’t thought much about it over the years. That is, until her life takes a bizarre turn when she begins seeing images in mirrors she can’t…

Dark Order Blog Tour: Danielle Rose

We’re still making new friends with the folks at Dark Order Blog Tour. Today’s author is Danielle Rose! Danielle Rose   Author Bio Danielle Rose is a romance writer and owner of Narrative Ink Editing. She holds a Master of Fine Arts in creative writing from the University of Southern Maine. Danielle currently resides in the Midwest, where she spends her days dreaming of warmer temperatures. When…

Dark Order Blog Tour: Lila Felix

 This week we’re pumping new blood through these old veins via the Dark Order Blog Tour, which kicked off yesterday with Sandra Bischoff. Today we meet Lila Felix. About the Author: Lila Felix is full of antics and stories. She refused to go to Kindergarten after the teacher made her take a nap on the first day of school. She staged her first protest in middle school. She almost flunked out of…

Dark Order Blog Tour: Sandra Bischoff

Sandi is a huge reason I’m still writing, as I’ve said before. Recently, I loaned her part of my malfunctioning brain while she redesigned the covers for her series. Here’s the fruit of her labor, and my smart-assed comments. (Really, she did all the work and I nodded a lot.) About the author Sandra Bischoff lives in the historic town of Cornwall, NY with her extremely patient husband and teenage…

Dark Order Blog Tour: Sandra Bischoff

Sandi is a huge reason I’m still writing, as I’ve said before. Recently, I loaned her part of my malfunctioning brain while she redesigned the covers for her series. Here’s the fruit of her labor, and my smart-assed comments. (Really, she did all the work and I nodded a lot.) About the author Sandra Bischoff lives in the historic town of Cornwall, NY with her extremely patient husband and teenage…