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âI got my Hogwarts letter!!â
âMagic isnât real, idiot.â
âGuess where Iâm going on September first!â
âDid you get yours yet?â
âHey, can I borrow a knut?â /Â âYou can borrow DEEZ KNUTS.â
âThat book tried to BITE me!â
âLook at this bookâHexes for the Novice Prankster.â
âI just saw someone trying to snort Floo powder.â
âDo these robes make my butt look big?â
âThe Apothecary smells like rotten milk.â
âWhat cauldron did you get?â
âSchool shopping has never been so much fun.â
âMaybe we can sneak into the Leaky Cauldron.â
âI want that broom SO bad.â
âWhy would you want a cat?â
âThe wand chooses the asshole, I guess.â
âOllivander is kind of a creep.â
âWeâre going to miss the train!â
âCan you tell me where Platform Nine and Three Quarters is?â
âThis trunk is SO heavy!â
âWhy are you already wearing your robes?â
âI just ate six cauldron cakes. Someone give me a medal.â
âYou canât sit with us.â
âOhâdamn. Sorry, I thought this compartment was empty.â
âIs it okay if I sit with you? Everywhere else is full.â
âHa ha! You got a booger-flavored jelly bean?â
âIâll trade you my chocolate frog card!â
âIâm scared about the sortingâŚâ
âI swear, Filch keeps trying to get me into trouble.â
âThis is the fifth time Iâve seen that staircase move!â
âIf Peeves wasnât a ghost, Iâd fight him.â
âOh hey, my owl brought me a letter!â
âDo you think Shrek lives in the Forbidden Forest?â
âLetâs just pretend I didnât blow up my cauldron.â
âMuggleborns are going to take over the world.â
âThereâs something weird about that professor.â
ââŚdo people really get detention in the Forbidden Forest?â
âMeet me in the Common room/library/Great Hall later!â
âI donât know how I keep getting points deducted from my House.â
âWhy do you still use quills? There are pens.â
âI dare you to go swimming in the lake.â
âThat shouldâve been a foul!â
âWow, look at them go.â
âDonât fall off the broom!â
âThat captain is so hot.â
âWhy is Quidditch a legal sport?â
âI wish I made the team.â
âSee you on the field.â
âLook out for that Bludger!â
âWeâre celebrating with Butterbeer tonight.â
âI canât believe we lost againâŚâ
âIâll never be able to learn this spell in timeâŚâ
âWhat are the twelve uses of dragon blood again?â
âCan you show me the wand movement again? Please?â
âJust let me peek at your notes for five minutes.â
âI couldnât even do well at regular school, now Iâm at wizard schoolâŚâ
âIs there really no way to cheat?â
âIf I donât get an O on my Charms OWL, Iâm going to scream.â /Â âIâll be happy to get an A on any of my OWLS.â