Rachel Barbra Berry

Puck: Not that I know of

Puck: It's whatever, I guess.

Rachel: I'm really happy that you're in my life

Gross. He’s such a perverted little creep. I’m surprised he hasn’t been arrested yet or even sprayed with some kind of mace or something.

Maybe thats what I need to ask for for Chanukah...8 nights of mace

Puck: You will definitely be someone's Santana. Rather it's with Vince or some other person. It will happen

Puck: I think this is karma's way of getting back at me for not always being the nicest guy.

Rachel: Have I ever told you that I'm really happy you're in my life

Puck: As far as you know, maybe you're his Santana. You never really know.

Puck: Try not to think about that, okay?

Puck: It's okay. Really.

Rachel: I can't believe that I'm anyones Santana

Puck: Yeah I saw her, but my eyes were mainly on someone else.

Puck: It's okay. It's a feeling I need to get used to.

Rachel: Vince doesn't have a Santana to stare at.

Rachel: Or maybe he does and that makes it even worse

Puck: People can see the things that they want to see. It could be things that aren't true.

Puck: Thanks, Rach. I'm generally always a King, but I feel more like a peasant recently

Rachel: Did you see her in her costume? She was gorgeous. He'd be insane to not be thinking it

Puck: That doesn't mean anything though. I used to do that all of the time.

Puck: It's all opinion really.

Rachel: I don't know. they seemed really into each other

Puck: Are you sure about that? I'm sure he has every reason to be interested. You don't know that though.

Puck: Yeah, I guess it's awesome even though I didn't really want it.

Rachel: They seemed like they were all over each other and Tric or Treat. They were super cozy

Puck: I think that it does.

Puck: I don't know. I'm just giving her space though. The dance was weird enough since we had to dance together.

Rachel: He's not interested, we both know he has no reason to be. I think he likes Quinn

Puck: He might be. You never know. That doesn't matter, so don't think about it like that

Puck: You don't have to

Rachel: Sure. It doesn't matter in high school

Puck: But I can find out for you. So? Just because you're not one of them doesn't mean anything. Someone will like you for you

Puck: It's okay. Don't worry about it

Rachel: I just don't think Vince is interested...I'm not exactly cool enough for him

Puck: Uh okay

Puck: You don't know that, Rach. I might just text him and slide the question in there

Puck: I don't know if there is or not

Rachel: You really don't need to do that. Who would be interested in me? I'm not exactly a Santana or Quinn

Puck: I don't know what that means

Puck: Wait. Are you saying you like Vince? You know he's my friend right? I can put in a good word if need be

Puck: I don't know what you can do

Rachel: No worries

Rachel: He is so not interested in me

Puck: Huh? I know who you are, Rach.

Puck: I don't know. I'm trying not to worry about it anymore because she doesn't want me. I'm hurting enough as it is.

Rachel: I was being facetious

Rachel: She doesn't want you like I don't want Vince