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If you need help finding your reps/need a script:

I know you wanted me away But I am called to be the first Pope from the USA I heard that there's a special place where God talks directly to me every time I pray

I'm having holy dreams, of ruling the Holy See Hear Santa Monica, her son is calling me Won't make the bishops proud, the USCCB Will see their bro in Christ, I know they're gonna scream

"God, what will you do? You once were our boy, then you went to Peru," oh Fathers I'm on the balcony In my vestments, they elected me as the

I'll be treading closer to the

✨ OLD STATUS QUO ✨

But bigots will keep calling me the

I live my holy dreams, in Vatican City 'Bye Santa Monica degli Agostin'ani I preach the basic core of Christianity It makes hypocrites mad, I know they're gonna scream

"God, what have you done? He's left of center, an' he's your new Number One," oh brothers The Father and Son Told me they think your views, are hopelessly wrong. You call me

Go ahead keep tweeting I'm a

Maybe I'll slide down a righteous

✨Slippery Slope✨

And someday maybe there will be a

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...