Legend of Wolvendom

- listen to shitty booty ass disney songs all day

- think about all the waste created to make these toys that will ultimately fall apart and/or be discarded in a few years

- why is plastic arranged in the shape of things- that you put together yourself- one hundred dollars?

- for every single item i put in the correct spot, there are five more left in the wrong spot by customers

paralogism: helped set up a sham trial which means there were zero stakes so none of his behavior really mattered in the end. pretty much did nothing else and was only there so characters could point out how dluc was the former cavalry captain (remember this)

traveler quest: mentioned but only in context of an assumption that turned out to be completely incorrect so we're still no closer to finding out how he exists

nod-krai aq (rerir's memories): not a single mention of anfortas alberich despite him becoming the regent of khaenri'ah and possibly being one of the four pillars. not a single mention of kaeya either, but don't worry, they made sure to mention that dluc was a former knight in case you missed it the first time!

durin sq: this cameo, while short, was fine! (...aside from the part where diona was only brought in to be nasty to kaeya, a running joke that has never once been funny)

vrka sq: literally just there to comment on dluc's backstory of being a former knight

homecoming event: who's kaeya? btw guys, did you know dluc was a former knight?

lohen sq: oh eroch and ursa are the killers of his adoptive father, surely this time kaeya will – nope just there to tell us about how dluc was the former cavalry captain.

bonus:

this is what he wrote to the traveler:

“I've brewed a fine bottle of wine with my own hands and it's waiting for the day you all return in triumph.”

except that never happened bc in the vrka event THAT HONOR WENT TO SOMEONE ELSE:

Dluc: I happen to have a bottle of fine wine set aside just for the expedition team.