kaworubunga

griffin mcelroy is a god damn treasure

please love me in the most soft and loyal way. I’m so tired.

i’m not AMAB or AFAB, i’m AHAB and i have to kill this fuckin whale

there’s nothing purer or better than how much kids enjoy being picked up and then hurled at soft surfaces

anyone who’s ever been around kids for ay meaningful amount of time should know exactly how much kids long to be hefted up and then just fuckin tossed! it’s so good! they’re so excited to get fucking tossed around like a sack of potatoes it’s so pure

this is so sadstuck alexa play blue veins by regina spektor

sorry CLEARS THROAT

it looks like they’re having s

GEUGH

wish swamp hagging paid a living wage :/

hobgoblins 4 healthcare benefits 

Y'all self conches about titty veins? Lol

We’re self conscious about everything

I’ll suck a blood clot out that MF like I’m Los Feratu

People should probably learn the difference between “plot holes” and “things I didn’t like” or “things the franchise plans to explain in the future” or “things film makers didn’t think they needed to explicitly explain because they thought you had critical thinking skills”