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sypnosis; In which your fate somehow gets entangled into a jumble of mess between punk music in cozy cafés, intense rivalry, cherished yakults, parallelograms and quantum physics, competitions in contests and rainy days. Or in other words; the universe seems to fucking hate your guts for whatever reason and decided to curse your love life with your awful crass emo twink-a-fuck rival. The question is; did the curse work?
a scaramouche x f!reader SMAU
• Genre; hate at first sight, slowburn, intense rivalry, also intense rivalry in?? who gets to?? pamper each other more?? yeah, rivals to lovers, scara doesn't know how to love, punk music, yakult and coffee, senior highschool love, bonding through music, confessions through music, hanging out in ugly places vibes, angst, hurt/comfort, happy ending (?), and etcetera:)
• Warnings; mommy issues, a fuck ton of curses (be warned), mentions of alcohol and probably a few panic attacks here and there, sewersidal mentions, kys jokes, vulgar jokes, like very vulgar. 18+ not for wattpad purposes but bc it's too inappropriate and vulgar😭
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• Status; ongoing. no update schedule, and irregular hiatuses.
inspiration; from the sidelines bkdk fic ao3, sleeping sirens' songs omg and this one fic that i made over a year ago which is the root of this SMAU
— notes..
- let me know if you want to be added as a twt user in this SMAU too!
- feel free to picture yourself however you want:)
- all the titles in this SMAU are songs:D
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╰┈➤ playlists; curse these feelings (scara's playlist) || fuck these feelings (name's playlist)
╰┈➤ profiles; the five horsemen of stupidity (name's group) || yacult (scara's group)
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Prologue
I. Shut me up (by a punch)
II. Get it up
III. Situations
IV. Don't you dare forget the sun
V. Fake it
VI. I don't care
VII. Knives and Pens
VIII. Pretty Handsome Awkward
IX. Kick me
X. Another life
XI. Sink or Swim
XII. Aneurysm
XIII. Besitos
XIV. Heart Shaped Box
XV. Young Blood Spills Tonight
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XVI. My Love
XVII. Wut I Liek Abt U
XVIIII. Scream
XIX. Stacy's mom
XX. Suck my kiss
XXI. Just like you
XXII. Ohio is for lovers
XXIII. Emergency
XXIV. Decode
XXV. Circles
XXVI. Ribs
XXVII. Bulletproof Love
XVIII. Demolition Lovers
XXVIX. crushcrushcrush
XXX. Summertime
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XXXI. Against All Odds
XXXII. Careless Whisper
XXXIII. Listen To Your Heart
XXXIV. Into the Night
XXXV. What Do We Mean To Each Other?
XXXVI. I'm not in love
XXXVII. Only when you leave
XXXVIII. You Keep Me Hanging On
XXXVIX. How Am I Supposed To Live Without You
XL. Right Here Waiting
AND... PAUSE!
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authors notes - i've been literally thinking of making this since uhhhhhhh idk last week ago? this fic was actually inspired by a bkdk ao3 fanfic. and what drove me to really do this smau is that—i really like the idea of applying real life things to fiction. like please tell me everytime u see yakult, it reminds u of this fic. or cafés. i want this fic to exude that vibe and by that, ill try my best to do exactly that.
i forgot to tell that one anon who asked if we were back to monthly updates and my answer would be the unfortunate fucking yes simply because i keep getting distracted (COUGH COUGH DRAWING COUGH COUGH UU) and alsp bc this chapter is like genuinely putting my braincells through edging and marathon sex at the same time which is like fucking hell btw cuz that's genuine days of no relief so
I haven't read the full scara smau but wouldn't it be funny if a new student comes in the school and instantly surpasses BOTH scara AND name? If this happens in the future then FUCK ME SORRY FOR WASTING YOUR FUCKING TIME IM SORRY
LMAOO i dont put them at first places for a reason giggling their school is like THE school so its only fair that other ppl would take the spotlight as well
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Wow. Just wow. I sat here expecting at least the smallest crumb of humor and instead you delivered whatever that was supposed to be. Not a laugh, not a smile, not even that polite nose exhale people do when something is mildly amusing. My face remained completely motionless the entire time like I had just read the nutritional label on a cereal box. I actually paused for a second because I thought maybe the joke had not loaded yet, but no. That was the whole thing. I refuse to believe a real human being looked at that and thought “yes, this is ready for public consumption.”
I tried to give it a chance. I really did. I reread it three times thinking maybe there was some hidden comedic genius that my brain had simply missed the first time. Nothing. The more I looked at it the worse it became. At this point I am convinced the joke was not written but assembled by randomly pulling words out of a hat. Somewhere out there a clown just lost their job because you single handedly lowered the global standard for humor.
You know when people say something is painfully unfunny as a figure of speech. This is not that. This is a scientific phenomenon. If researchers studied the effects of that joke they would probably discover a new emotion that sits somewhere between confusion and secondhand embarrassment. I felt my brain actively trying to escape my skull just to avoid processing it. That level of disappointment should honestly be documented for future generations.
I want you to understand the effort I put into trying to find the joke funny. I leaned back in my chair. I squinted slightly like maybe the angle of my eyes would reveal something clever. I even looked away and came back to it later just in case my mood was the problem. Still nothing. My reaction remained the same blank expression someone has when they accidentally open the wrong tab on their browser.
If humor were a sport this would be the equivalent of showing up to the Olympics and immediately tripping over your own shoelaces before the event even begins. Just seeing this ruined my entire life.
I don't know why, but name reminds me a little of Faruzan, and that just makes me think of Scaraname as Faruscara 😭
I?? NO?? i forgot their dynamic but i assure you that faruzan is far too goddamn sagely for our beloved [name] so let's not go into that path okay..???
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