日本語学生🍡

*moves chair over to the left* interior designer

sex? u mean like from the austin powers movies? u know thats not a reall thing right

Dk would be the type of boyfriend to leave little post it notes around your house with little positive things like ‘you look beautiful today’ or ‘you make me smile’ and a hell of a lot of ‘I love yous’ spread out around the house like wow where do I sign up

I thought this was about donkey kong

if its not about donkey kong then who

me: there’s a sad girl in my coffee barista: that’s your reflection me: :( barista: :(

When ur like: “this show is very good.  In fact, it is too good.  I want something I can watch with 30% brain and this is a minimum 60% brain show.”