Rawr.

also I met a millionaire (possibly billionaire ? her family owns the mall of America and she made a $100 million donation to my brothers possible future school) today bc she donated That Much money to my brothers possible future school and she was at an event they held that I went to today. anyways she introduced herself w her first and last name and her title and I didn’t know who she was and i was like ok I guess that’s Just How We’re Introducing Ourselves Today and i went “um. okay. im alexander __________ and im _____’s brother” and I didn’t realize she was doing that because I was Supposed To Realize who she was until an hour later and looking back introducing myself the exact same way is the biggest unintentional power move

I checked and her net worth is over a billion dollars… I really (unintentionally) did That

“oh we’re using our made-up names. then I’m spiderman”

I won’t

I legitimately just laughed for five minutes straight. Tears are leaking from mine eyes. My stomach is burning. I actually cannot stop. 

Oh my gawd, I laughed so hard my face hurts.

Implying fireflies isn’t a known banger by owl city is very bold, and frankly, I’m unimpressed.