One Giant Size Shit Bitch Bear

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the struck-off solicitor from the bap van, the OWL, the lesbian rottweiler wife, the protector, the CEO of innuendos, the 👑.

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How am I the bad guy here? Eh? They’ve barely been together two minutes and she’s already trapped him. She is Branning market trash and she’s turning my little boy against me. Vinny, he could do so much better. We both know that Vinny has been your little boy for far too long. He just stood up for the mother of his baby… I know that deep down you’re scared to lose him, but you’ve raised a young man who’s going to be a really, really good dad. Yeah, you might think that Penny’s not good enough for him, but… honestly, who is? You know, this child that we want to bring into our lives, whoever they might be and whenever that might be… they need to be placed in a family that’s united, and if we’re not united then the social workers are going to see that and place them with someone else…    ♡     

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EASTENDERS SPOILER Suki and Eve in an episode airing 23rd March 2026 ♡