One Giant Size Shit Bitch Bear

Meanwhile, in the standings, we have sunk spectacularly to the bottom of the league table with a record of 45-51. That's a little under .500, but not so much that a 2015-style second-half barnstorming is completely out of the question.

In this episode, Freddie forgot to lock the bap van, resulting in all Stacey's shit getting nicked.

Eve, ever helpful in a crisis, suggests busting the lock to make it look like a break-in so they can claim on the insurance.

...for five entire seconds.

Lily helping Eve and Suki pack up Vinny's stuff. On her birthday, no less. Bants and boxes!

Eve filling Lily in on the status of all the adoption stuff. More bants! Coz teenagers' gonna teen.

Bonus background shenanigans!!!

The Slaters hold a little party for Lily at the Vic. It was almost wrecked by Bea being a weirdo, but I have a gif limit, so here's the important bit.

Back at the Panesar-Unwin lezzidence (😋), with presents in hand, to finish packing. This time with Penny.

God, I wonder what happened to my school leaver's shirt? Mine was Year 11 tho, not Year 6. Class of '99, baby!!!!

Eve playing accessory to Big Mo's shenanigans.

Bea angling for an invite to bunk at Slater Towers.

It's a bunch of bags/boxes of mochi. Rough estimate is around 90 pieces total. Red bean, various fruit, and bubblegum flavours. Noice.

You don't understand, I absolutely *will* demolish the lot in an hour a day given half a chance. I am a mochi *fiend*.

But I must show restraint.

As a grownup.

And thus, the prawn blini saga reaches its conclusion.

Prawns: 5 - Albert Square: 0

😆